Opinion and Analysis Editor @MetroUK Scot in London. Occasional writer. Political bore. Long suffering Morton and Leyton Orient fan.

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Joined April 2009
The phrase "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity" has no weight in Britain because the powerful people in this country are equal parts malicious *and* stupid
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Got too much abuse for that profile photo of me in a kilt at a wedding where I was MC so I've replaced it with a photo of me in a kilt at a wedding where I was MC
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Whoooo remembers when aggro munchkin Oz Katerji penned a hard-hitting exposé for Vice magazine titled "Can These Blurry Glasses Stop Me Perving Over Women?"?
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These two things are the same thing. These people are, quite simply, very right wing cranks and malicious weirdos.
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Tedious little racist to do whingefest with another bunch of tedious little racists to explain why they have no scholarly achievements of their own.
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I've now seen like 4 or 5 clips from this show and these are the least charismatic, least interesting, least funny people I think I've ever seen. Why would literally anyone watch this
Another moment she flaunts and crosses boundaries in front of Hila very evil work here 👀🚨
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Dispatches from the Ethan Klein subreddit , like taking a safari on an alien planet
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To be fair to Morgan McSweeney, he has managed to fill the Labour benches with sub-idiot-drone MPs who are going to pollute the discourse with total inanity for years to come. @JeevunSandher
Labour MP Jeevun Sandher: "It is a proscribed org" @IrvineWelsh: "Do you think it should be?" "I cant comment, its a live legal matter" Pathetic. And no, thats not the reason you wont say. You wont say because you're a PPS & would lose that role if you said no
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We need to bring back tumblr so I don't have to see into these peoples lives
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Hunter S. Thompson used to write for this magazine
"my tears ricochet" bridge still goes crazy #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl
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Should get impeached for the way he's poured that beer
🚨 WATCH: Andy Burnham watches The Celebrity Traitors on Gogglebox
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The fact they went to Airdrie and were only able to round up 60 racists proves that they’re on their arse as a party,
67 people packed the room in Airdrie tonight for our first area-wide Restore Britain North Lanarkshire meeting. 🇬🇧 People who've been silenced for years stood up and said what they really think. No fear. No apology. NL is waking up, and we're just getting started.
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every time someone posts one of these clips, i try to watch them because i love gossip, but i can't even get through 30 seconds because they're so fucking boring. people listen to this??
all i’m saying is this clip is crazy in retrospect
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Is this individual okay? I really think he might need some help!
Are the Green Party organising riots? I’m very concerned by the language from a political party. First antisemitism, now this.
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Danny and Shane could do any project they wanted together and make something great but instead they did a commercial to push a prediction market on their fans.
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"Blood Libel" is a specific, largely historical, antisemitic conspiracy theory accusing Jews of drinking the blood of babies in satanic rituals. You can't just use it for any and all criticism of Israel
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Can you imagine being this much of a dick that you would try to pour doubt on the killing of Hind Rajab and try to smear people expressing anger about it as antisemitic blood libel?
Can you imagine being this much of a dick that you would take the piss out of a mother writing movingly about her child being bullied because of her religion?
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Now that I’ve been able to successfully cheat on my wife, there’s only one step left… the clues
Ethan Klein dressed his wife and his mistress up as thing 1 and thing 2
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Replying to @HilaKleinH3
@HilaKleinH3 i know this is a very hard time for you and we all just want you to know that you're alone ❤️
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Making your wife Thing 1 and your affair partner Thing 2 (Allegedly) is the most baffling thing to me
The most baffling thing about the whole h3h3 cheating situation to me is that someone else found Ethan Klein appealing enough to make love with him
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thrilled to add the phramacy to 'things that used to take 10 minutes and be relatively painless but now take an hour and make you want to die' alongside banks and the post office
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