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Joined January 2012
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Haha F1 is definitely becoming a pro-am series
Just two blokes who are eligible for Super Licences #busbros
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Please give a warm welcome to the new judges and hosts of The Great Australian Bake Off! World renowned culinary expert Rachel Khoo and king of pastry Darren Purchese will be stepping into the iconic shed as judges, and Natalie Tran and Cal Wilson will join them as hosts 🍰
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Natalie: Who's that? Me: Sylvester Stallone
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Nobody: Parents: I would kill for my child
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Please change this headline to "Lewis Hamilton only pays 7% tax!"
Lewis Hamilton is 5th on The Sunday Times' 2022 Giving List for most charitable donations. He's donated almost 7% of his 2022 wealth 👏👑
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The Golden Girls Cinematic Universe
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COP26: And next we'll hear from the Prime Minister of Australia. SCOTT MORRISON:
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The comments in this thread 🤮 The defence of these billionaires by ordinary people is why they will continue to be billionaires and the majority of the planet will continue to struggle.
David Beasley, the Director of the United Nations' World Food Program believes billionaires like Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos could feed 42 million hungry people with $6 Billion, roughly 2% of Musk's estimated wealth.
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If Gen Y/Z puts "will answer phone calls" on their CV, I'm hiring them. Don't care if they suck at the job.
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The tip off was he had a darkroom
An independent team of forensic investigators claim they have identified the Zodiac Killer as Gary Francis Poste, a man who died three years ago whose darkroom contained forensic evidence and photos connecting him to the murders.
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The CIA dropped them milk crates off in the hood
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Here's an idea. Let's take a dark van around to schools and invite kids inside where adults tell them about sex. Too creepy, let's get a giraffe to do it
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Great memories watching these at the cinema. Even greater memories watching guys crash their cars as they tried to drift out of the greater union car park
ICYMI: Universal Pictures will air a Fast and Furious movie each week for eight weeks in hundreds of theaters leading up to the release of F9. bit.ly/3xoJWN1
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Hand me downs as someone with an older sister meant taking a ruler to school with "I ❤️ Mark" written on it.
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I think about this scene daily. Please watch this film if only just for this scene. The Square
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The director's cut of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood sees the Manson family attack the historically correct people before the studio meddled with Tarantino's vision.
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You didn't tell us you were loaded!!! Great Gatsby over here.
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This gives me nightmares! I used to tape dental floss to the camera screen to make sure Nat didn't cross the line.
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