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25. 🇳🇿. Maori. she/her. Swiftie. SVG97 https://teapaw.org/t.co/kxmLTLjUGO

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RoweBoat retweeted
all national, ACT and NZF voters have a real paru energy about them, genuine unwashed huruhurus aura
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This is just a normal Broadway schedule unfortunately. Those actors work their asses off.
This is what the schedule of ‘Three Days of Rain’ staring François Arnaud, David Corenswet, and Yvonne Strahovski looks like! Not pictured but January 30 also has a show at 8 PM! ☔️
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Our country might be shit, but our driver ain’t
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The top 3 on the grid for Sunday's race are P1 - The 2025 world champion P2 - The 2026 world champion P3 - Liam Lawson What more does Racing Bulls need to see?
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GIVE HIM A CONTRACT YOU COWARDS 😭✌️
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How long before we get a Carson walk up
Carson Hocevar is Nascar gone Savannah Bananas 🍌. Childish
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I feel like we aren’t talking about the fact that Derek Klena, the Broadway Banana, and Corbin Bleu, Mr I don’t dance himself, are going to be in a show together. Chad is doing a show with the IRL Troy Bolton
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That man said I AM Troy Bolton and I WILL do both. Theatre and Baseball
Trading the yellow jersey for the green light 👀   Derek Klena is making his return to the broadway stage as Jay Gatsby in the musical, The Great Gatsby! Catch the old sport in action from December 5, 2026 to March 14, 2027 before he's back to Banana Ball!
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The loco beach coconuts didn’t re-sign the Charlie Kirk loving pitcher and instead drafted a liberal as hell, fire dancer. Might have to stan
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All the speculation around Derek possibly being the next Gatsby, has reminded me of the last time he was hanging the pool in tiny shorts.
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RoweBoat retweeted
did Connor grow up in the town from Footloose or something??? like why are we acting like he’s been systemically denied the opportunity to move his body to music i’m cryin
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It makes perfect sense that SVG and Max are friends, they are so similar
SVG won the iracing series championship he's in btw
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RoweBoat retweeted
they should’ve put esteban ocon in the 77
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Helio and Hinch are the only 2 indycar drivers to go on DWTS and they came 1st and 2nd (should’ve been 1st). When are we going to get a 3rd driver in the ballroom, or are they all too scared they’re gonna suck in comparison
Replying to @taylorwthelays
helio & julianne's mambo (season 5)
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Still not over that fact that Ashley Loren went to a Bananas game and we didn’t get a Duet. And Ben Rauhala was there too!!?! 🫠😭
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since bananaball season is over, here are some hopes/predictions, entertainment wise, for next year. -JoJo sings at a bananas game -Derek and John (opera ff) sing Agony from Into the Woods -walk up to Scream from HSM3 (KJ?) -team songs are released PA’s is most popular
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We've watched the replays 100 times and still can't figure out how he caught the ball and not the hat 🧐
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Jackie Bradley Jr, Derek Klena, and Kelsie Whitmore, all on one team. Legendary
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Just saw some girl say she didn’t realise until this week of dwts that Jackson is a Savannah Banana. How is that possible to watch the show for 7 weeks before finding that out. That’s like not knowing Harry’s on Grey’s Anatomy.
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If Derek Klena ever goes on DWTS, yall fuckers better not call him Banana boy. He has way too much talent to be relegated to just a Banana.
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