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Joined October 2024
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If you want to play the role of a medical doctor so badly, go to medical school.
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the nigerian urge to keep a nylon because you never know when life will need that particular nylon
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Pidgin wey Nigerians dey yarn dey really offend outsiders LMAO Makes me want to use it even more cos???
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السلايدات اللي يبونها
نحن مجموعة طلاب طب نطالب الدكاتره يوقفون استخدام الAI للسلايدات
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If na +234 now, they go don use “A 75 years old man presented…” finish you
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The doctors in the clinic are?
Replying to @Templegaurd
This is just sad sha, something must have led to the acute kidney injury. I feel it's time we start having medical officers attached to the camp clinics.
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The problem is, you people want to discuss all medical issues on this app as if you’re in a medical conference room. You don’t treat your professional knowledge with the sanctity it deserves. Every small thing, cho cho cho cho cho
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Same you wey go convulse if them call you Lab Tech, wey go look down on SLT but na chemical pathologist dey enter your eye thief.
With all due respect, wrap this shit up. Nothing concerns us and your pathway.
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Thank you for your tweet. Unfortunately, we are no longer accepting this topic as viable discourse in 2026. Thank you and good luck in future endeavors.
JSYK An average medical student from UI or OAU is not on the same level as an average medical student from Babcock or ABUAD.
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Doctors soon!💙
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Replying to @popoolaadaniel
You missed the last one, chronic MO, after emeritus prof
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Introducing Olufunmike Alabi (MB;BS Accident)
Replying to @asemota
We’ve been in trouble for a long time. My first ECG was perfect and the doctor ( in PH) was telling me there was a problem with it. Thank Jesus I had accidentally read a book about heart diseases and ECGs. He was probably hoping for a bribe. When I called him out, he backtracked
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Random FUTA Physiology student interpreting Torsades de pointes. Behind are Cardiology consultants and registrars learning from a fountain of knowledge
Replying to @thepatients_pt
ECG reading that 200L Physiology students in FUTA play around with lol.
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Learn ECG twice forget it 3 times
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Are you supposed to be copying to pass exams as a medical student?😂
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Nothing is stopping you from reading sufficiently sha. No amount of gaslighting can make exam malpractice right...
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No go read your book.
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All this because they didn't let you copy? Should you be copying?
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You need thick skin to pass it.
How do people study, read, understand and pass Dermatology?
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Thank You Jehovah 🙌 Inducted. Officially, Member, West African College of Physicians (Internal Medicine). Dr McMichelle D.E (MBBS, Assoc. Fellow, NPMCN (November, 2025); MWACP (Int. Med., March, 2026) @WACP@50 @wacpcoam
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