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Found Walt The deli investors just called us from the back room absolutely losing it They have the phone Walt has the password Walt now claims he’s “more of a face-ID guy” 😭 Their message: **The SECOND that phone unlocks, they’re launching $SCAM themselves.** 🚀👀🎯

Walt got released and immediately turned bail into cardio — phone in hand, straight up the road 😭 The deli investors are done playin No more excuses Their new launch strategy: Catch Walt Launch the coin from his phone with his hand, attached or not 😲 ScamLikely.LOL

Apparently “We need the evidence back so we can launch a coin" is not standard legal procedure Rex filed an emergency motion anyway Devs want the phone The deli investors want the launch Walt wants bail The feds want everyone in jail Judge decides next $SCAM launch: ASAP 🚀🚀

We finally found Walt Bad news: he’s in jail Worse news: the phone holding the liquidity is in evidence So yeah, $SCAM launch currently depends on recovering a phone from an evidence locker Trying to convince the deli "investors" it's no biggie this ALWAYS HAPPENS DON'T WORRY

Everybody's looking for Whitepaper Walt Last seen boarding a train with the liquidity & a passport The deli investors want $SCAM launched ASAP and say they “just wanna talk” to Walt We’re trying to find him first Find Walt. Find the liquidity. LAUNCH. ScamLikely.LOL

$SCAM launch was supposed to be tomorrow Then Walt apparently decided the liquidity looked better in HIS wallet and caught the first train out Is launch canceled? No Is it confirmed? Also no Current status: **up in the air / idk / somebody find Walt** ScamLikely.com

Seedy Pete got caught taking a “private meeting” with the same guy who tried to scam us 2 days before launch Great timing Do we bench Pete? Launch $SCAM without him? Or let him explain why “NEW COIN” was open on the laptop?👀 Still launching couple days ScamLikely.LOL

Launch just few days away so we hired a PR firm to teach us how to sound trustworthy We learned to say “community” instead of “exit liquidity” “launch” instead of “getaway” Rick slept through the entire class and woke up asking, “Did we already rug?” Confidence is high $SCAM

Door-to-door investor hunting got suspicious fast Guy promised whales, listings, volume, the whole fantasy Then casually asked for access to the Solana contract We looked at each other like: “Whoa… this guy trippin” 😭 Scammish Offer declined $SCAM launch: a few days away

Back to work We’re gonna need volume after launch Problem: we already squeezed the deli investors for everything with Rick's hand as collateral So VPN Vinny had a new idea: **Door-to-Door investor outreach** Is this is what organic “community building” looks like now? $SCAM

NO MORE BOLOGNA SANDWICHES We’re out Rex Rugman dusted off a few “connections” & somehow the doors opened Rumor is he offered the clerk a bag of $SCAM Rex denies everything Bail is temporary $SCAM is forever Either way, launch is still on. 4–5 days 🌐 ScamLikely.LOL

🚓 GOT RAIDED! As they were loading us into the SUVs, Seedy Pete asked: 🚫 “So… launch is off?” 🤫 Nobody answered 👀 Walt looked over with those glowing eyes & somehow we understood 🎯 **Absolutely not** 🚀 $SCAM still launches in under a week 🌐: ScamLikely.LOL

Launch is under a week away & final checks just got interesting We caught *Whitepaper Walt* slipping a 0.5% fee reroute into the contract Walt says it was “a simple mistake” SHOULD WE BELIEVE HIM? We fixed it Walt's still typing Launch prep continues ScamLikely.LOL

Federal Agents started watching Mission Control So naturally the devs started watching back👀 We floated delaying launch, Investors laughed & reminded us what’s on the line, & hung up Message received **$SCAM launches in about a week.** No pre-scam. No delays. No witnesses.

Back to work after the "leisure" day & Community wants answers Exact date? Exact time? Who handles liquidity? Why devs vanish when things get serious? VPN Vinny said: ** $SCAM is about a week away**🚀 🚫 No pre-scam 🤡 No reassurance Just rumors, & 4 hoodies looking nervous👀

After airports, Homeland Security, reporters & the deli meeting... $SCAM management approved a night off 14 minutes later we’re taking investor calls and calling bottle service a business expense No pre-scam Just terrible decisions & suspicious timing👀 SCAMLikely.LOL

Mission Control said the next step was liquidity So naturally we ended up in the back room of a deli The investors asked if the launch is a fair $SCAM We asked why there's a hammer on the table Nobody answered Rick suddenly became flexible on the terms ScamLikely.LOL

We made it back to Mission Control (The apartment) The press is outside demanding a $SCAM launch date Inside, one dev actually working Most of the pre-launch checklist is done next step: **LINE UP INVESTORS FOR LIQUIDITY** The list is getting shorter ScamLikely.LOL

😥 We made it through Homeland Security 🤏 Barely Apparently the press heard the launch rumors 🗓️ Now they want dates, details, and explanations We gave them our official statement: **“No comment”** 🚀 They asked when $SCAM? We said: **“Soon”** 👀 ScamLikely.LOL

Off the plane and straight into secondary screening Homeland Security had a few questions: “Is it a fair $SCAM?” “Is there a PRE- $SCAM ?” Devs remained calm & extremely unhelpful All devs can confirm is: the timing is classified, But something is definitely getting closer 👀