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Hi.
If you don't understand my "X Aesthetic" yet, here's a summary:
I'm a highly successful Midwest attorney, husband and father who can shitpost with the best of them.
I've passed the tests, read the books, kissed the girls, raised the kids, and made the money.
X is a hobby.
The Outlook issue is near and dear to my heart as an attorney, because it's Friday, and every Friday as an attorney is "Fuck You Friday."
Let me explain.
Lawyers send the most vile, onerous, and annoying news and motions to their opponents late on Friday afternoon out of spite.
Tomorrow is going to suuuuuuuuuuck.
We’ve monitored the status of the changes applied to improve serviceability and confirmed they're not taking as expected. We’re identifying alternate workstreams that can be applied to increase capacity in the face of sustained traffic management imbalances. More info under EX1550543 and MO1550821 in the Microsoft 365 admin center, as well as msft.it/6013xBHsf if the admin center is not available to you.
Microsoft's performance today is 100x worse than anything Jensen Huang could have done with his dick.
The priorities of the average shareholder and general public are fucked.
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They are no longer "Conservatives."
They are "Co-servatives."
They, along with the Left co-serve Big Jew and Big Surveillance to undermine the wishes, finances, and peaceseeking of the average American.
You will suck all the Brown dicks and like it.
Let it all burn.
Hello angry Americans:
We're compassionate Coservatives here in the heartland. It sure would be gosh darn hard to deport all this cheap brown labor. That's why we'll keep them instead of deporting them like you want.
TL:DR - Fuck You
GOP Rep. Marlin Stutzman: “If you want to do mass deportations, I just don’t think it’s possible. You’re looking at 20 million people that you would have to deport out of this country.”
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Chest Rockwell - Decline Enjoyer retweeted
This retard - @aaron_clarey
(Meme magic via @TJMartinell1).
Grok analize Ms. Pin's X posts, Reddit posts, Medium articles and Instagram account activities pertaining to her clitorectomy via medical malpractice and how it currently affects her psyche.
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waaa waa I want GPUs and fast computers and AI so I can watch Seinfeld AI slop and I want a stable economy and google maps in my car but i don’t want people who move civilization forward to have a side piece once in a while waa waa
That’s you guys. That’s how you sound like.
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It's a process.
Guys venture off and create something new
If new thing gets cool, women join
Everyone gets laid
Women ruin thing
Repeat.
Bros, Browns and B . . . What in the actual fuck?
Tired isn't enough to describe it.
I'm exhausted by the dumbfuckery and pure hubris of this administration.
It's been an infuriating series of "Fuck you" style condescension events from people who can't deliver a single policy.
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A Upper-Middle Class White daughter looking at photos on a old tablet in 2056:
"Eww, MOM! You had a hijab phase in college?"
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT! Abdul was on campus and times were different then . . . We were all young and dumb once . . . Don't show that to your father.
Muslim is the new Black for suburban college White girls.
A lot of the Trad Moms and MAGA Moms are clutching their pearls right now because of their daughters, when they know damn well that they had a Wigger phase in the 1990s and 2000s.
FUBU v. Hijab
It's "Fuck you, Dad" 2.0.
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We just want the trains to run on time.
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