Remi Hendriks

when I was 16, my mom tried to make me get a job by handing out my resume to random businesses (very boomer I know). I went to probably 20 businesses and they all kind of awkwardly took it and said nothing.. i ended up walking into this furniture store with my last resume and this guy who was working there basically said "no we wont hire you" but then proceeded to critique my entire approach as a kind of "constructive criticism" and told me to smile more and to walk with more confidence, how to shake a hand etc.. he kind of looked like Joaquin Phoenix.. anyway I asked him if id done all those things would he have hired me, and he said no.. and that pissed me off really badly especially after having a bad day doing this stupid fucking task, so I told him his store sucked ass and I wouldn't want to work here anyway.. he got so mad he threatened to call the police and I gave him the finger as I walked out of the place which felt very rebellious and cool as a 16 year old. Anyway my resume had my number and address on it, and the cops came to my house and basically told me I was trespassed from that store and I didnt end up getting any jobs and I also got grounded