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Godzilla Minus Zero — our grade: A
Every bit as good as Minus One. The 1950s magic is back.
Rated R: a few short graphic scenes, marked as Alert Peetimes so you can step out.
Peetimes ready. Timer starts when the TOHO logo fades.
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“Hollywood’s new superhero is the guy who tells moviegoers when to pee.” —The Wall Street Journal 🦸
Eighteen years in, and we’re still a little stunned. Thank you for every Peetime you’ve ever used. 💛
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Anything extra after Wildwood? Yes.
Stay 4 minutes into the credits: small story touches, then a quick behind-the-scenes look at how Laika animates. After that, you're free to go.
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Wildwood — our grade: B
Gorgeous Laika stop-motion, but NOT a movie for young kids. It earns its PG-13. Story is fine, not great.
130 min. First Peetime at 39 min, and it's the best of 3. Timer starts when the Fathom Events logo fades.
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Wicker — our grade: A-
Looks like folk horror. It's a funny, strange love story. Olivia Colman + a husband made of wicker (Alexander Skarsgård). Great date movie.
3 Peetimes ready. Start your timer when the Black Bear logo fades.
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You Can See Everything — our grade: A
Nathan Fielder + Elizabeth Holmes. 174 minutes, and "you won't want to leave your seat for the whole second half." Recommended Peetime: 64 min.
5 Peetimes ready. Start your timer when A24 leaves the screen.
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Anything after the credits of Street Fighter? Yes.
2½ minutes of character art, then a short animated mid-credits scene. Nothing after that — once it ends, you're free.
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Whalefall — our grade: B
Swallowed by a sperm whale, one hour of air. A whale of a tale: bring tissues, and maybe skip the seafood dinner afterward.
2 Peetimes ready. Start your timer when the 20th Century logo fades out.
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Street Fighter — our grade: C
A hoot for 30 minutes. Then the PLOT kicks in, runs two hours, and gets LOUD. "Why is everyone screaming?"
3 Peetimes ready. Start your timer when the Paramount logo leaves the screen.
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The Social Reckoning — our grade: A
Sorkin + the Facebook whistleblower. "Average for Sorkin," which is worlds better than nearly anyone else.
3 Peetimes ready for opening weekend. Start your timer when the SONY logo fades.
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Forgotten Island: DreamWorks goes to Filipino folklore. Our grade: C.
The animation is gorgeous, like the Spider-Verse "but a little more unhinged." But "they mistook silly for funny."
2 Peetimes are ready. 🏝️
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Heart of the Beast: Brad Pitt and his combat dog, stranded in Alaska. Our grade: B+.
Does the dog die? The very first scene tells you. Anxiety managed. 🐕
4 Peetimes are ready.
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Primetime: Robert Pattinson plays To Catch a Predator's Chris Hansen for A24. Our grade: C.
Pattinson is "genuinely good. I hate that for him."
2 Peetimes are ready. Start your timer when A24 fades out.
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Avengers: Endgame is back in theaters. The Encore adds three new scenes during the end credits, plus a longer dance for Steve and Peggy.
Stay through the credits this time. 3 Peetimes are ready for all 3 hours.
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Hope: reportedly the most expensive Korean film ever, 157 minutes long. Our grade: C.
"A Korean copy of the same Hollywood tropes—with less humor."
Great set design, though. 3 Peetimes are ready for weekend two. 🛸
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Critics didn't love the first Practical Magic either. Look how that turned out. 🕯️
Our reviewer has seen it 20 times. The sequel gets an A: "They didn't just reheat the old spell."
Seeing it this weekend? 2 Peetimes ready.
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Anything extra in the Coyote vs ACME end credits?
Yes — new Wile E. Coyote and Roadrunner animation over the first couple of minutes. No actual scenes after that, so you're free to go.
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Wile E. Coyote finally lawyers up against ACME — and it's a genuine delight. Looney Tunes slapstick spliced onto a courtroom drama, and it works for the whole family.
Grade: B+
3 Peetimes ready.
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Critics are calling Ridley Scott's THE DOG STARS slow.
Our reviewer says deliberate. Not the same thing.
Grade B-: "I won't watch it again. But I'm glad I saw it."
118 minutes, 3 Peetimes ready.
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PAW PATROL: THE DINO MOVIE — there is no post-credits scene.
Artwork plays for the first 3 minutes of the credits, then nothing. Safe to head out, sleeping four-year-old and all.
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