I am Rabbit. Unofficial Sneak King speedrun record holder. Do not place your balls on a hot stove.

Joined March 2011
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If I was married, I'd just be able to make my wife do things for me while I was sick in bed, like fetching me an ice-cold brewski
It's official! Rabbit has a cold, am ill!
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Climbing Stairs.
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It's official! Rabbit has a cold, am ill!
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...they wanna give Falcon anemia?
The only reason people hate Sam Wilson as the new Captain America is that he’s black and nothing else
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I'm been drinking, am a little bick sick, and it's dark so Im gonna go on awalk
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Buenos dias
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Rabbit beer time AMA
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She was nice, but we're going different places and I think we're looking for different things
I have a date with Miss Falconer!
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Western Uma fans are going too far!
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BREAKING NEWS: Texas GOP candidate Brandon Herrera caught peeing sitting down. Says "I was really drunk."
BREAKING NEWS: Texas GOP candidate Brandon Herrera is the coworker who thinks it’s hilarious to yell “WHAT’S IN THE BOX!?” when you’re holding a box.
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Was feeling real bad and then saw some giant tits. I genuinely can't even remember what I was upset about
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This is racist! Rabbit-face.
JUST IN: UK police arrest 15 y/o boy, seize his devices, & collect his DNA after he posted photo of a local politician edited to look like a rabbit.
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They're calling him the most Mexican baby ever born
A newborn baby is going VIRAL for arriving in this world with a FULL MUSTACHE Bro skipped kindergarten and went straight to his midlife crisis 🤣 Writer: Sol
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A Rabbit wants to be saved before it's too late
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🏳️‍🌈BREAKING: TRUMP Set To Declare A New National Holiday— Appreciation Of Lindsey Graham’s Ass Month! 🏳️‍🌈
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Here is the full length version with subtitles. The media does not want you to see this.
BREAKING: Chinese man threw himself from his 30th floor window after getting into a heated argument with his wife
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