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Huntsville, AL
Joined April 2009
Whoever put Tulsi on that enhanced TSA screening list is sh*tting their pants right now
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MrBeast
@MrBeast22 Jan 2024
I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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My favorite part of track coverage on NBC is when they put commercials for track meets in the middle of a race.
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Still the greatest! @EliudKipchoge gets it done DESPITE 4:22 opening mile letsrun.com/news/2018/04/eli…
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East HSV : A Dragonite has been spotted. Available until 10:05am (14m 44s). maps.google.com/maps?q=34.74…
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Objective truths are established by evidence. Personal truths by faith. Political truths by incessant repetition.
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On a scale from 0 to Lochte how hammered is @MattCentrowitz getting tonight? #Rio2016
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@espn5 Sep 2015
ICYMI: The biggest hit of the college football season might have come on its first day. es.pn/1PQTaoC
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Schneekloth finishes UTMB, Mitchell & Mitchell take honors at Bulls, Brunner wins Lean Horse 50M and more!... fb.me/3NkTt3LLm
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– plays Jaws theme song in background –
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45 points, 4 in the fourth quarter. So this proves that clutch is a bunch of bullshit, right?
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Sources: LeBron James early frontrunner for Heat Employee of the Month Award.
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MATH = Mental Abuse To Humans
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I study → I take the test → I pass it → I forget that shit immediately.
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"Dude, that's a really great lookin' Tap Out shirt." Said, no one ever.
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I feel old whenever someone tells me they were born in the 90's.
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Hangovers are nature's way of grounding you as an adult.
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So you're having a baby? Of course I'd like to see the scan, as they all look so different.
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