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35 years ago today:
The Twins are gonna win the World Series ...
The Twins have won it!
It's a base hit.
It's a 1-nothing,
10-inning victory!
#Poetry
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On this night in 1991:
Into deep left-center,
for Mitchell ...
and we'll see you
tomorrow night!
#Poetry
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If you are a hockey fan I think we’re at the point where you need to watch every Oilers game you can. I don’t care what team you’re a fan of. This is outrageous hockey being played by 97.
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🚨 BREAKING: Katie Zacharia has been fired as the White House press secretary
tmz.com/2026/10/16/katie-zac…
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BREAKING NYT:
Trump's new press secretary, Katie Zacharia, was fired Friday, after less than a week on the job, according to three people familiar with the matter. nytimes.com/2026/10/16/us/po…
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Barack Obama at his last press briefing with reporters, 2017:
"I have enjoyed working with all of you. That does not, of course, mean that I've enjoyed every story that you have filed, but that's the point of this relationship. You're not supposed to be sycophants. You're supposed to be skeptics. You're supposed to ask me tough questions. You're not supposed to be complimentary, but you're supposed to cast a critical eye on folks who hold enormous power."
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The first car to park on the trailer wins , I’ve never been so invested in a sport like this
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The Shame of Donald Trump
Donald Trump skipped the 9/11 memorial because it would not let him be the main character.
Twenty-five years after the attacks, Joe Biden, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, and George W. Bush stood at Ground Zero and honored the 2,977 people murdered that day. The sitting president of the United States could not be bothered.
The New York ceremony does not allow political speeches. It is for the dead. That was a deal-breaker. So Trump went to the Pentagon, where he could grab a microphone and turn remembrance into a performance.
Four former presidents showed up for the victims. Trump showed up for Trump.
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I could never hear the ESPN NHL theme song without thinking of Barry Melrose. He did so much for the game of hockey. Everybody that knew Barry spoke so highly of him. You will be missed Mr. Melrose 😢
Barry was my best friend at ESPN. A big brother figure of rock solid values. I am shook to my core. Barry gave his life to hockey and some of his ESPN family, like me, learned of his shocking death today while at a hockey rink in Las Vegas preparing for the upcoming season. Chilling and fitting--the rink was Barry's home. A more beloved ESPN institution there has not been. We love you, Barry. Forever.
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This really is remarkable. Barry was 1500 miles away!
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You know you’re a terrible person when the photos of you with Jeffrey Epstein are real, but the ones of you with Dolly Parton are fake.
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Me: I’d like a deep fried Oreo
MN State Fair: yup
Me: …and a brand new Ford F-150
MN State Fair: no worries we got you
Me: also weird question but do you know where I could watch a live calf birth
MN State Fair: bro you’re not gonna believe this
Me: awesome, just need a parking spot
MN State Fair: okay that we don’t have
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That AI picture Trump posted of himself with Dolly Parton just proves that even in death, he forces himself on women who told him no.
