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Campaigns, community, Chelsea FC, Washington Spirit. Presently the human for one (1) Scottish Terrier. Mostly here for your bad takes. It'll always be Twitter.

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Joined December 2008
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Florida’s Great Leap Forward @captgouda24 nicholasdecker.substack.com/…
This is what the Amendment 3 fallout looks like.
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…he kinda ass since the injury
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We should have never let rich rod go to a conference where defenses could tackle so much wasted potential
Game is absolutely drunk with power and tied at 41. 🤪
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I beg to differ
Patriots in control.
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De-polarization everywhere. Could be a very different map by 2032. Re-apportionment and re-draws are likely to result in numerous dummymanders for both sides.
Alabama Gov voted to the left of NH and VT.
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Kinda this More voters are embracing being a short-term rental-no real switching cost, no partisan moats.
Texas: 20% of Republicans under 45 voted for Talarico (per Voter Poll). 9% among over 45. In 2024, 10% of Democrats under 45 voted for Trump (per my CES analysis). 3% among over 45. Welcome to the new normal: Younger generations are less firmly attached to partisanship.
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and this
This is a smart take. US has been hardening into distinct red/blue spheres of influence where each party dominated everything w/out much trouble-Rs holding all 50 Senate seats & 22/25 govs in the states Trump won 3x, for instance. Better world if both have to sweat more places
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Grown-Man shift in that final minute to close it out.
GREAT CAPS WIN, ROCK THE BLUE FOREVER
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Hunting season.
Replying to @MaddyinAZ
No just hate the fuckin Russians.
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Best part of a Big Pro goal: we get to see him on his little chair for his intermission interview with @RealSmokinAl
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The evil IHOP Empire remains the dominant power, but the Waffle House Rebellion gains loyal supporters by the day. They will push back the pancake regime until the whole country is yellow and every highway exit has a Waffle House.
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The California Prop 13/Colorado TABOR effects for the GOP were catastrophic. We’ll see if the Florida GOP and 30 years of control can escape history, but I doubt it.
The 2030 midterms in Florida could end up being its own referendum on the fallout from this ballot prop. If you’d like a preview of that fallout, see Texas 2026.
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don’t forget to equip the Longshot
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Replying to @Polymarket
It feels like this
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fucked up my ankle this week and my physical therapist was basically this for my entire first session
“you’re right, i got Trump Derangement Syndrome. i hate the motherfucker. and you know what? i don’t want to get rid of it. i don’t wanna get better. i wanna get worse. i wanna hate him more.”
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like, mam, I’m with you, but I need you to modulate down a bit when you’re cranking the electricity through my ankle
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We can't afford to wait two years when the rent is due next month.
Yes, even if Trump is still the president, we can still get stuff done. Don’t believe me? My housing affordability law—that Donald Trump refused to sign—became law last July. And that was before we gained our majorities. We MUST fight to deliver real change and lower costs.
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*taps sign*
It’s Jaguars Ravens week boys
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because the talking head sports industrial complex is run out of Chicago, New York and LA, and until that changes, you’re going to get an hour of “what’s wrong with the Eagles” discourse for every five minutes highlighting the jaguars kicking ass.
Watching the Jaguars/Ravens game and I have no idea why the Jaguars aren't getting more Super Bowl buzz. I think the Bears are as good as anyone now that they have Simmons, but the Jaguars were 13-4 last season and Trevor Lawrence looks astronomically better than he's ever been before. He's got such a crazy deep ball he's somehow averaging like 12 yards per attempt in the rain while only having a 55% completion percentage. For that matter, I don't know why more people don't talk about what a stud the Jaguars' head coach is. The guy came in and won 13 games with a team that was 4-13 the year before and is now 5-2 with his quarterback nobody thought was that great 3 years ago leading the league in passer rating, TD%, and yards per attempt. That's actually a better year-over-year improvement than Ben Johnson's rookie season and he's doing this with a quarterback who was later into his career and needed more bad habits fixed than Caleb did. They seem like they're being slept on because they aren't as sexy or innovative as the Bears.
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gotta get the preseason bugs out of the system… …wait you’re telling me it’s November?
That was the worst sneak in NFL history, goodnight all
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