Lead Engineer on the Narwhal project that helped power President Barack Obama's reelection. Give me an API and I can change the world! I also rarely update bios
Chicago, IL
Joined January 2007
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Ryan Kolak ☁️ retweeted
A specific phenomenon to being a female activist in the public field is a RAMPANT sexualization, no matter the age. There truly is a disgusting, pedophilic approach to their hatred of a powerful teen girl.
Ryan Kolak ☁️ retweeted
Sydney I can’t believe how incredible last night was! 🤯 Thank you so much! I’m in Melbourne tonight for my biggest headline show ever!
@erthlingsmusic 7.15
@slowlyslowlyAU 8.15
Me 9.30
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📸 @bcsimaging – at Sydney, New South Wales
Ryan Kolak ☁️ retweeted
I think right around this minute is just about exactly 5 years since the Heartbleed vulnerability in OpenSSL became public. I remember the day vividly, and if you're interested, allow me to tell you about how the day, and the subsequent months, and years unfolded ...
Ryan Kolak ☁️ retweeted
As a furloughed scientist, I thought it worthwhile to use my PhD skills to look at evidence for the president’s claims of a national security crisis & whether his desire for a wall is an adequate justification for a government #shutdown that has cut off pay for 800,000 Americans.
Ryan Kolak ☁️ retweeted
Roger Stone, Paul Manafort, Michael Cohen, Rick Gates, Michael Flynn... What did the President know and when did he know it?
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Ryan Kolak ☁️ retweeted
Listen I definitely don’t understand why Venmo transactions are public by default but I do know that I get an inexplicable amount of pleasure out of commenting on the financial interactions of complete strangers.
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The whole interview was great, but this last bit right here was just balls to the wall 🔥🔥🔥.
@AOC is out there telling it like it is, calling out the BS, and connecting on the dots on this administration’s systematic racism. It’s amazing.
.@AOC explains how an increasingly broken legal immigration system under Trump forces people to become undocumented.
Ryan Kolak ☁️ retweeted
“Mother is not going to like this one bit”
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Ryan Kolak ☁️ retweeted
IF YOU'RE READING THIS, YOU'RE STILL ALIVE TOO. WE DID IT. GET WRECKED, 2018, WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU
Ryan Kolak ☁️ retweeted
The first acknowledgment of the deaths of two children at the border, Jakelin Caal and Felipe Gomez Alonzo, by the President of the United States is a tweet attacking and blaming Democrats.
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What a warm and beautiful Christmas Eve scene from the White House. Truly a place of wonder and cheer.
