"Look at all them wheats!"
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It's nice that my elbow likes to get fucked up every few months in order for me to focus purely on legs for a few weeks
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Ryan Markham-Platta retweeted
You practice ritual cannabilism but you’re “pro life?” You’re drinking the blood and eating the flesh of your demigod? Born of a virgin married to another man that your god impregnated without consent by showing up in her bedroom? And now you want to control women’s bodies.
Why is there not a game like animal crossing where you're just a hobbit chilling in the shire? I would play the hell out of that
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Ryan Markham-Platta retweeted
Give this Gofund me a look and share or retweet. Mike and the Kehoe family are some of the nicest people. Mike would give his shirt off his back to help anyone. Any little bit helps gofundme.com/f/TheKehoeFund?… – at New York, USA
Ryan Markham-Platta retweeted
Let's set a world record together and get the most retweeted tweet on Twitter. Beating the current world record held by Yusaku Maezawa @yousuck2020 (5.3 million!)
We got this 🙌
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Long ago the 4 majors lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when Finals week approached
Only winter break, freedom from all education, could make people stop being assholes
But when the world needed it most, it was still a week away