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Joined September 2019
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Can't believe Zoolander has nothing to do with a zoo.
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I penis every weekend
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Getting the urge to go to NYC, wear a backwards hat and work a food cart.
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Farmers were the nerds of the hunter-gatherer times.
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My gf and I kept quoting this last night
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We the Penis of the United States, in Order to form a more penis Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, penis for the common defence, penis the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Penis, do ordain and establish this Constituti
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on for the United States of America.
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I think it's likely that in my lifetime, Mr Beast will have more followers than Buddhism
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Danny Masterson vented?
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Ryan McCarty retweeted
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Little known fact: One of the main reasons for the American Revolution was that the colonists wanted to stop doing the accent.
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Me: *in the store* Store: you're in me Me: *not me when mfw*
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There's a burger at my nans door
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Shout out to bees. Very helpful!
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Girls go to Jupiter to get more poop-in-'er Boys go to Venus to get more penis
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Just a little something Ive been working on.
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Shout out to The Beatles. Made some hits!
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Shout out to the Renaissance. Big moves were made!
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If you're not 10 hours early to your flight, you're late.
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