20. Teal 19. Raditude 18. Black 17. SZNZ Summer 16. SZNZ Spring 15. Pacific Daydream 14. Make Believe 13. SZNZ Autumn 12. Red 11. Gold 10. Everything Will Be Alright In The End 9. Hurley 8. SZNZ Winter 7. Maladroit 6. Van Weezer 5. Green 4. White 3. OK Human 2. Pinkerton 1. Blue

Chicago fedora guys be like “m’lört”

Car Seat Headrest? It’s pronounced Rivers Huomo

I’d like to think I wasn’t part of the “indie sleaze” moment, but I was given an asymmetrical haircut at a party more than once.

In November, @foryourhealthoh stayed at my studio for two weeks. I haven’t been able to find my pizza cutter ever since. Not making any accusations, but it seems like more than a coincidence.

I bet there are some people who are vegan because they hate animals and just want nothing to do with them.

Hawk tu, Brute?

Ate a bunch of cashews and then listened to the second best Jimmy Eat World record #postnutclarity

Dave Grohl joke involving the rhythm method.

Tim Walz is the kinda dude that buys a pair of white New Balances every year and demotes the previous year’s pair to the status of “mowin’ shoes”

New @foxing single is sick and indicative of the risks and vibes you'll find all over their new record. I was a fly on the wall for much of it, and the band asked me to write a "warts and all" bio for the album. You can read it on their Spotify profile and probably other places.

Niche audio meme

I guarantee at least one (1) person left a postal service/DCFC show complaining that they didn’t play “Fireflies”

It’s such a shame that At The Drive-In existed before the invention of guitar tuners.

I found out Steve Albini passed mid-take while recording a friend playing my studio’s occasionally sketchy Rhodes. The cable got dislodged and buzzed horribly at the exact beginning of the song’s noisy bridge. It’s staying in, and the moment will always remind me of Steve.

When the First Act Volkswagen guitars start selling for $500, it’s not my fault!!!!

Playing my first solo show (w/ video projector, doing 19 second songs and debuting some new, normal-person-length songs) on April 2 at The Sinkhole w/ @emperorx

I wish I loved anything as much as the folks who stand in front at @foxing shows love that trumpet

Bro, seriously? A New York minute? Bro, ANYTHING can change.