Ryan Johnson

“I wouldn’t even make banana bread with those bananas” #wordonthestreet @TimeOutLondon

Windows down, freaking out #HotlapHeadshot

I hate people with wanky coffee orders. Just have a #flatwhite and shut your face

Very cool place, worth a visit! Thanks for the hospitality @ziferblatlondon

Tough Mudder. Smashed it! Raised some money for Ted's treatment, good day all round!!

En route to Tough Mudder!

For the first timeI just asked for the bill without doing an odd hand gesture, it's as hard as scratching your eye without pulling a face

I am running in Tough Mudder and raising money for my good friends baby Ted's treatment - have a look and help out! justgiving.com/Ryanarjohnson…

The lukewarm coffee brings few smiles to this little shop...

I'm all for ditching Starbucks in favour for a nice independent coffee shop... but why are they all so adverse to making my flat white Hot?

Need to keep this sunshine and no rain for our rooftop party tomorrow in London. @LucyWeather make it happen!

I will never follow Jack Whitehall on Twitter. Good day to you all.

Juice o'clock with the sister @ Joe's

Porridge, I am so over you. Where is the spring weather so you can go back in the cupboard for 6 months?!?!

Off to see @thepiff @sohotheatre later, hoping not to get picked out of the crowd for anything!

Swear box introduced to my desk to help me overcome my potty mouth... 50p a go.. I'll be bankrupt by Friday

Awkward typo at work... Riming Plan... I really did mean Timing...

Fantastic F1 prize to be won along with 2000 exclusive Sky+HD offers RT #SkyF1Fan to enter vsl.vc/SKYterm

This cold thing is no good, cancel my meetings, I am sunny holiday shopping for the next 2 hours.