Trying is the first step to failure.
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Didn’t deserve anything there, played zero football and had one 30 second burst of energy all game
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You may have been confused before, but have you ever been ‘fainted whilst on the toilet due to food poisoning and waking up later thinking you’re in bed but actually you’re sat on the toilet sweating buckets’ confused
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Everyone else at my table on the commute is reading the FT, whilst I’m sat watching back-to-back TikTok videos of a dog that will only go for a poo in one exact spot in the middle of a main road
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1. Don’t set a morning alarm
Cheers for the advice, I’m sure work will be delighted
100 tiny changes to transform your life: from the one-minute rule to pyjama yoga theguardian.com/lifeandstyle…
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John Bercow, Deontay Wilder & Ekin-Su is an outstanding trio
Official cast of #TheTraitors Season 2:
Dan Gheesling
Sandra Diaz-Twine
Parvati Shallow
Janelle Pierzina
Phaedra Parks
Larsa Pippen
Marcus Jordan
Peppermint
Carsten “Bergie” Bergersen
Chris “C.T.” Tamburello
Deontay Wilder
Ekin-Su Cülcüloğlu
Johnny “Bananas” Devenanzio
John Bercow
Kevin Kreider
Maksim Chmerkovskiy
Mercedes “MJ” Javid
Peter Weber
Shereé Whitfield
Tamra Judge
Trishelle Cannatella
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