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Noah

@SBMalus

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moved, read 📌 (@oldvelvet64) profile picturemoved, read 📌@oldvelvet6410 Feb 2023
brawl announcer: JOE BIDEN crusty wii speaker: S̵̺̲̎Ȏ̴͚̼̆D̴̦͗̅̇Ȧ̵̻͚͝
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hasanabi (@hasanthehun) profile picture
hasanabi
@hasanthehun4h
if the hatred in your heart for maga and the republican party is pure enough, we will always align regardless of policy disagreements.
henry (@DemNationalist) profile picturehenry@DemNationalist5h
Mr Blue Sky 2026
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Mississippi republicans looking at the votes being tallied.
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In case anyone is wondering what kind of Senator James Talarico will be, here’s him challenging the author of the Ten Commandments bill in the Texas house. He’s been fighting extremism and hypocrisy for a long time
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finally
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Orbis (@_heral_fog) profile pictureOrbis@_heral_fogNov 4
RAM too expensive so they're hiring dudes sit next to computer and remember things
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When my older half-brother died unexpectedly it was the morning my dad started a new job he had to train out of town for, Dad left in morning and he came to my bedroom when I was half-asleep “Don’t you wanna see Dad off dickhead?” and flicked me on the nose. Told him back (1/2)
Diana 🍎 (@nermalicious2) profile pictureDiana 🍎@nermalicious2Nov 3
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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“Shut up ass, it’s not like it’s the last time I’m gonna see him, I’m in my undies dude I’ll send a text” “You never know” And instead of my dad, *HE* literally dropped dead 2 hours later. My family and I had a years long grieving process, but that’s straight out of TV man LOL
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If only we lived in this reality, yknow the one that actually makes sense
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Zach Barnett (@zach_barnett) profile pictureZach Barnett
@zach_barnett13h
I did the ESPN blind resume ranking and came up with this. Pretty fun. espnanalytics.com/cfb-blind-…
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Lmao
Renae Rogers (@CaRenaeTX) profile pictureRenae Rogers
@CaRenaeTXNov 3
I don't get voting Blue in a red state, if you like democrat policies so much, move to a blue state.
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<<<Bad at keyframes award
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Chris Fallica (@chrisfallica) profile pictureChris Fallica
@chrisfallicaNov 4
Has there been visceral outrage for 6-2 Ohio State being ranked eight spots ahead of 7-2 USC, which it just lost to 30-18, or do we just save that for SEC teams?
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with pleasure habibi
Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) profile pictureLaura Loomer
@LauraLoomerNov 4
I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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Murdoink (@Murdoink) profile picture
Murdoink
@Murdoink18h
SNAKE EATERRRRRR
YomSludge (@Slump_379) profile pictureYomSludge@Slump_37919h
PLS SOMEONE MAKE A MGS VERSION!!!
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Inshallah brisket will be on the board at Al Buqqi @bucees
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Midwest petty man to another, this man has the juice. I wish I lived 15 minutes north so I could’ve voted for him.
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 (@beyoncegarden) profile picture𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
@beyoncegardenNov 4
NOT HIM CLEARING EVERYONE LMAOOO😭😭😭
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On one hand this is concerning because people voting aren’t doing enough research to see that their candidate’s first video game console was a Wii U, on the other hand this is just generational Republican slander. I choose to live in the reality of the latter
ABC15 Arizona (@abc15) profile pictureABC15 Arizona
@abc15Nov 5
Republican Jeff Dial has conceded to Democrat Sebastian Matta in the Maricopa County clerk of Superior Court race. Matta, a 19-year-old Arizona State University sophomore, will lead the clerk's office in the nation's fourth largest county
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Every time I drove past a F150 today my life flashed before my eyes
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Image from Texas Tech Fan🌵 (@REDMFRAIDER11)
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
La Soule (@okmeaux) profile pictureLa Soule@okmeauxNov 4
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Ma’am I’m sure you’re going through a lot right now but can I please have your daughter’s number
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SOOOOOOOOOOONG SONG OF THE SOUTH SWEET POTATA PIE AND I SHUT MY MOUTH
Political Polls (@PpollingNumbers) profile picturePolitical Polls
@PpollingNumbersNov 5
🔵 Results - Scott Colom wins the Senate seat in Mississippi, defeating incumbent Hyde-Smith 2024 results - Trump +25
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