Just your neighborhood Dockmaster taking a serious, quasi-historical, (mostly) sober look at some of the famous ships and other such things from science fiction

Just, y'know, floating around
Joined March 2021
You can learn more from any random Discworld book than you ever could hope to learn from The Great Gatsby.
Replying to @SCShipyards
I got full marks in English from 6th grade on. I never did course work, I just read books. Primarily Discworld. I would fill out a book report form for each book.
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I'm more familiar with Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock, but... this is an option too. I think. Does the game require an odd number of outcomes, or is even acceptable as well?
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Spot, Felis Catus? That’s a Norin card!
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Rando MW5 Bad Guy: You've made enemies with the WRONG PEOPLE! Duncan Fisher, who I'm escorting: I've made enemies with the right people too, so joke's on you! Y'know, if this jackass would stop shooting me in the ass with his PPC shotgun, I might actually like him.
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I'm sure that eliminating the dark side of earth and therefore it's cooling effect shall have no collateral effect, at all, in the environment.
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Sacred Cow Shipyards retweeted
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"It is like being nibbled to death by ... ah. What are those Earth creatures ... webbed feet, bill, go quack?" "Cats!" "It is like being nibbled to death by CATS!"
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Like, my data is... limited, but I'm of the understanding that the females of your species aren't even sure about the attractiveness of wangs, while nearly everyone seems to agree female forms are pleasing (even gay guys, on an artistic level, at least).
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We peaked with nudity in the 90s. Everyone got representation. Its just shlongs now.
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Sacred Cow Shipyards retweeted
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Hollywood is gay. And the various streaming services even gayer than regular Hollywood. And Im not saying that as a slur. That is their own self declared primary identify & priority. They are open & proud activists first, 'creators' & 'artists' far distant second.
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Like, "do nothing". If you don't want to risk yourself getting damaged by people defending themselves or their properties, all you have to do is... nothing. Don't loot. Don't light buildings on fire. Don't riot. You literally have to do nothing. IT'S NOT HARD.
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Sacred Cow Shipyards retweeted
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The looters decided that the loot is worth more than their lives. Don't disabused them of that notion.
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(From DarkMatterLuigi)
I mean, technically they’re not wrong…
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WRONG LEVER, KRONK.
I mean, technically they’re not wrong…
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I confess to being confused as to why he appears to be treating this notion as a bad thing.
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If Citizens had guns in France and Italy people would be dead. Dumbass. The police still have weapons. lol. It's like you guys enjoy being stupid.
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It's funny how "snarky butlers" are such a mainstay in superhero stories.
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Ok, that's nice (The art. The mechanic is... interesting.).
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Ok, this one actually makes sense. "Say hello to geometric progression."
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Tbf the actual Tribble card is more on brand
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Well, at least Station-ing isn't a one-and-done mechanic like Start Your Engines / Max Speed is looking like.
It wouldn't be Star Trek without some iconic Spacecrafts U.S.S. Enterprise-A, Free Spirit and U.S.S. Reliant, From Hell's Heart from #MTGxStarTrek
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It’s important to remember that the gangs in France have zero fear of the police and are well-armed They feel secure enough to shoot Scorpion submachine guns in residential areas just to show off for a German YouTuber visiting their no-go zone
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> Tribble > Can't block > Has to attack each turn ... > TRIBBLE Do these fuckers know ANYTHING about Star Trek?
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THEY CANONICALLY DON'T EVEN HAVE TEETH.
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Remember when "exile" meant "gone forever and ever and there's no way to undo or touch that card or have that card affect the game ever again"? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
HAN METIDO LAS CARTAS DE ALCHEMY EN EL TABLETOP?
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