give a man a sprite gizmo he lives for a day. teach a man how to get a pirate token and he lives for the rest of his life.
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This is like losing the lottery by one number and then getting raped on the way home from the store
kill me
we’ve completed an interview with Ben Johnson for head coach
→ chrg.rs/3tRRz1T
5 screens in a row for the chargers offense someone call joe lombardi and tell him we still doing it
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Jim Harbaugh looking up at Dean Spanos after his false flag heart attack on the sideline, crowd erupting in cheers for his defiant fist pump and survival. “Thunderstruck” blares through the PA system as an American flag is erected at midfield by Derwin James
Chargers lose 24-17
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Aaron Hernandez in heaven realizing he’d be on the Chiefs rn if he didn’t kill himself
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Quenton Nelson wins the super bowl with seattle, then the chargers sign him in free agency and he's suddenly diagnosed with a disease that hasn't been discovered yet
we got tajin palmer before getting a decent guard #love
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Mel Kiper with more common sense in one 30 second clip than the SMARTEST Justin Herbert-hater has ever shown in their entire life.
























