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Due to concerns over public health and sanitation in Stanford, California (proximity to tech bros), the stanford encyclopedia of philosophy will relocate to Canada for the foreseeable future.
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Simone de Beauvoir answered this in 1949.
If you’ve had sex before marriage, what exactly do you do on your wedding night? 😭
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The 9yo borrowed a Simpsons book from the library and was sorely disappointed
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"not only are your gen AI memes ugly, they are ontologically hollow" - the pope
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Effective Altruism is the natural enemy of the left and right because the right doesn't believe in altruism and the left doesn't believe in effectiveness.
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Director de ASUNTOS LACANIANOS kslajkdalskjdalksj
EL GOBIERNO NOMBRÓ A UN LICENCIADO EN FILOSOFÍA Y ACTIVO USUARIO DE REDES COMO “DIRECTOR NACIONAL DE DISCURSO” El Gobierno sigue incorporando jóvenes que simpatizan con las ideas libertarias a su estructura de poder. El vocero presidencial, Adrián Ravier, designó al licenciado en Filosofía (UBA) Martín Ariel Polakiewicz como “director nacional de Discurso”, uno de los puestos que permanecían vacantes tras la llegada del ex director de la Fundación Faro al Poder Ejecutivo. El nombramiento rige desde el 24 de julio pasado y se oficializó este jueves, con la publicación de la Resolución 3/2026 en el Boletín Oficial. 🔗 Leé la nota completa: infob.ae/3TxaU58
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Stop anthropomorphizing this human you're talking to, it's just a bunch of cells and electric current, it doesn't genuinely "want" things or have "beliefs."
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Check out our new articles published in the SEP: - The Ethics of Finger Painting: Toward a Theory of Involuntary Biometric Disclosure in Early Childhood Art Education - Loyalty Membership as a Modern Social Contract: Hobbesian Exchange of Autonomy for Bulk Goods Access
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In our hopes of defeating the lingua franca, we are expanding to include submissions in sumerian, yiddish, old norse, and occitan
As part of our new DEI initiative, the SEP will henceforth only be accepting submissions in welsh & basque
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As part of our new DEI initiative, the SEP will henceforth only be accepting submissions in welsh & basque
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it appears people have really strong opinions about this one. i’m just surprised anyone actually reads our entries
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Three years in the making, and it’s finally out! plato.stanford.edu/entries/c…
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the british have done irreparable damage to philosophy
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they beat me if i don’t tweet
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Grad student: I'm not sure how to make this paper fits into the relevant literature gap. Senior coauthor:
When life says you can't, just show it this...
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“2 likes isn’t a lot” imagine 2 attributes of infinite Substance
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“3 likes isn’t a lot” imagine 3 critiques of reason
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according to the categorical imperative, you must follow me
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“Seven likes isn’t a lot.” Imagine seven people tied to some tracks with a trolley hurtling toward them.
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i have received your message. we are deploying the troops and storming Stanford university imminently
Stanford University Press won't respond to any of my texts, emails, tweets, Instagram tags, DMs or letters. Can someone please get in contact with them for me? I'm starting to worry
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