THE ORIGINAL SLP PROBLEMS. Funny truths to the world of Speech-Language Pathology. FOLLOW NOW! AND TWEET YOUR PROBLEMS! #SLPProblems

Joined May 2012
"I want him to touch that little dangly thing, that hangs in the back of my throat." #WAP #SLPProblems
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Happy New Year to my fellow SLPs! Here's to our #2020NewYear Resolution of being more awesome than last year. 🥂 #SLPProblems
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Day before #Thanksgiving : YOU GET SWALLOWING ORDERS! YOU GET SWALLOWING ORDERS! YOU GET SWALLOWING ORDERS! #SLPproblems
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Sorry I've been MIA for a minute. You know, PDPMing and stuff.
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I just turned on the wrong burner while cooking dinner. I need cognitive tx for safety. Any SLPs out there? #SLPproblems
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That moment I aspirate a pretzel while I'm attenting SLP Convention. #IsntItIronic
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I work with muggles because Hogwarts wasn't hiring an SLP. #SLPproblems
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Me: "What's something pretty?" Client: "macaroni" I totally agree but not what I was really going for.. @SLPProblems
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When my patient is more interested in my "pretty pills"(beads) than the med-management task at hand. #SLPproblems
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Patient said as I walked by "I DONT LIKE BANANAS". Mental note: med review and cog screen on Monday. #SLPproblems
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Being more interested in the promotional pens, highlighters, flashlights, and nail files than the product itself. #SLPproblems
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My resident wouldn't eat unless I got a plate too. Sloppy Joe and Mac N Cheese. Good thing I'm vegan. #SLPproblems
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When sending liquids Honey Thick..... #SLPPROBLEMS
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"ALL I WANT FOR CHRITHMATH ITH MY TWO FRONT TEETH" #SLPproblems
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SLP: have u been doing ur exercises? Pt: Every day! I march. Do toe touches. Bicep curls. Rows. Heel slides. Lateral squeezes...#SLPproblems
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