I put the pro in procrastination. I’m still here for sports and true crime. Scientific opinions are my own.
Maryland, USA
Joined July 2010
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procrastinatingfan retweeted
the thing about You Can See Everything that i would most call genuinely daring is that it makes you sit in the theater for over an hour thinking that your ticket has gone into Billy's pockets and there's nothing you can do about it
procrastinatingfan retweeted
"Unacceptable behavior. There are children watching. And now, a word from our sponsor, Budweiser."
NFL fined 49ers fullback Kyle Juszczyk $14,926 for engaging in an offensive demonstration Sunday vs. Miami. “Your imitation of chugging a beer constituted an offensive demonstration and could reasonably be construed as being in poor taste,” the NFL wrote in its fine letter. Juszczyk, nicknamed “Juice”, already has appealed the fine.
procrastinatingfan retweeted
please get the countries to send them postcards with each "flight" they take, someone get Canada on the line 😭
procrastinatingfan retweeted
Professor Sizzle, of Ball So Hard University, is here to teach you a lesson on our traditions. Class is in session:
@untouchablejay4
procrastinatingfan retweeted
Tomorrow, we remember 9/11.
Remember Father Mychal Judge.
Remember the firefighters, police officers, paramedics, office workers, passengers, and every innocent life taken that day.
And remember that behind every number was a name, a family, a story, and a soul.
May they never be forgotten.
Eternal rest grant unto them, O Lord.
Father Mychal Judge, a Catholic priest and FDNY chaplain, was the first officially recorded casualty of the September 11 attacks. At the World Trade Center, he prayed as he witnessed people jumping from the towers and administered the last rites to a fallen firefighter before he was killed by falling debris.
