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ALT A dark-haired woman asks "are we in a typical lesbian relationship?" to her brown-haired girlfriend. The brown-haired woman, extracting a green shirt from her dresser counters "pfft, what even IS a typical lesbian relationship." The first woman puts on her glasses while saying "yeah, you're right... there's no such thing." Now both fully dressed, it is revealed that they look exactly like Marcy and Peppermint Patty.
ALT A Drag Queen points to audience members and says "ooo look, a girl brought her straight boyfriend to a drag show." The queen roasts "honey, are you being affected by the tariffs?" Because there's no TRADE here." All the cis women in the audience laugh uproariously at his expense. He puts on a brave smile, but a single tear drops from his eye. He thinks "don't let them see you cry, Kevin."
ALT Sometimes at night, when I can't sleep... I can the walls of the apartment, dingy, poorly-maintained. And I stare at your stupid face. And I know I'm the happiest I've ever been.
ALT A photo of the fifth draft of the Max Payne movie script, dated 10/30/2007, written by Beau Michael Thorne. The script is authenticated by Scott Miller, founder of Apogee/3D Realms, with his signature and the date 8/26/2024 written in blue ink on the cover page. The document is clipped together with a black binder clip and placed on a brown textured surface.