greyhound owner/punter. torquay united fan.

Joined August 2020
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Reset the sign, guys.
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200 out the bandit behind her and the tax woman was straight on it. Can’t have owt when you’ve got a daughter.
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When’s the Ballyregan Bob draw out @HoveGreyhounds? Or anyone?
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Five tubs of quality streets for a tenner. Remember to support your local Baghead this Christmas.
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Scotty tips is now claiming inside info on the Balon dor:
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One step forward, two steps back. Won’t be anyone left barring a bunch of cripples by Christmas.
📰 Munashe Sundire Departs Plainmoor For Family Reasons Torquay United can confirm that Munashe Sundire has left the club by mutual agreement to pursue an opportunity closer to home. Thanks for everything, Nashy! More ➡️ tinyurl.com/58wcps7w
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Might be the best bit of commentary you’ll ever hear. Close your eyes and you’ll think Borat has got a job working for Racing TV.
No Italian Job for Constitution Hill who finishes fifth Stingray wins the Gran Premio Del Jockey Club 🇮🇹
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I’m not his biggest fan but it’s sad to see Constitution Hill downgrade. About time he’s put out in a field.
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Me when they only release greyhound prices at 12pm for greyhounds😭😭😭😭😭
Bet 365 are disgusting, they took early payout off Chinese super league games
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The heating is on, the darker nights are coming and the piss soaked tweed racing fans are already talking about Cheltenham. Roll on next summer.
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Appreciate all the birthday wishes. I’m nearly 3 hours into half term and I’m making myself 1000/1 to make 35.
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Sure there’ll be a massive overreaction as is always the case on racing twitter but nice to see her kids mopping up. Hope they’re half as decent as their mum was.
Bred to be SPECIAL! 🌟 Entrust is the first foal of the brilliant Enable to make it to the track and he has a bit of star quality, cruising to an impressive debut success at @DoncasterRaces... 🤩 @JuddmonteFarms
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sam retweeted
Asked for no salad on my doner wrap and the guy behind the counter showed me a picture of Mo Salah, the locals obviously don’t understand a terrible Scottish accent
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Bad business Coolmore did paying sixteen million for The Green Monkey. I got him for £2.99 in a claw machine in the boozer last night.
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That time of year again.
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Appreciate all the early birthday wishes. Fuck knows how I survived this year after losing Chels and being a single parent. Living life for Emily and god willing I’ll be able to see her grow old and do her mum proud.
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People are actually using gimmick app banks to pay their bills
Anyone’s revolut working yet?
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The Greatest Greyhound (IRE) full of life earlier today. Doesn’t act his age for a ten year old. If he keeps this up I’m bringing him out of retirement.
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What a dog, what a career. Hope he (despite the stupid name he is a he) has a long and happy one.
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