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Mike Simpson

@STRENGF
Joined November 2009
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Mike Simpson@STRENGF23 Jun 2012
#fuckyoudad
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Mike Simpson@STRENGF10 Jul 2013
They're doing drugs and alcohol, pissing in bushes. They're there all night long
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Mike Simpson@STRENGF13 Nov 2014
Got some cake at work today. It sucked. Yellow cake with rasberry filling is garbage. #job #vegan @wmdsfp
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Mike Simpson@STRENGF13 Nov 2014
Damn, I only got 30 followers! I need about 699,970 more until I'm internet famous. #vegan #crossfit #yolo #obama #TaylorSwift
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.@hipsterrunoff22 Jun 2013
In a BurgerKing-ass restaurant. Hurry up with my damn croissanwich.
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@icp8 May 2013
We have great love and super appreciation for all the ninjas who stay loyal to the Hatchet Man! We'll never die alone! -VJ
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So slick with it though 😜😅😂😭 instagram.com/p/YjAPp_vefO/
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Mike@__MICHAELJ0RDAN27 Mar 2013
i wish i was latino so i could have a cooler name like Antonio, or El Michael
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Elaine's Republican boyfriend says "Thanks a lot, Obama," whenever something bad happens. Kramer claims to have created ChristianMingle.
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@icp19 Feb 2013
All you ninjas have seen so far is the bubbles in the water... GODZILLA THE CLOWN IS ABOUT TO SURFACE AND DESTROY THE WHOLE FUCKIN CITY
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Mike@__MICHAELJ0RDAN15 Feb 2013
i bet i could beat any kid in a fight. no contest.
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@icp15 Feb 2013
Even during sex, your nut sac is chillin' in a butt crack: Either your own or your partner's, depending on who's on top. We was wrong!
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Mike@__MICHAELJ0RDAN6 Feb 2013
do you think dinosaurs are ever coming back?
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Mike@__MICHAELJ0RDAN30 Jan 2013
gonna go get me a soft pretzel with some cheese. i'm a man with a plan right now.
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Mike@__MICHAELJ0RDAN26 Jan 2013
when were dogs invented?
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Christmas makeup is all about shimmer, sparkle, reds and greens and touches of gold, and masking our dread in dissolute sensuality.
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@icp23 Dec 2012
Lots of dope makeup tonight! instagr.am/p/Tj3yums8Bs/
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Aren't you happy the world didn't end today! You can carry on mindlessly in life's diverting games, like drunkards afraid to face sobriety.
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Wow! Self-cleaning fish tank that also grows food! 2 guys in Oakland bringing sustainable farming to homes & schools bit.ly/AquaponicsGarden
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.@hipsterrunoff23 Nov 2012
#BlackFriday is 4 the poors.
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