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Honey

@STRIPPAKITTY

the only person you have to be better than is the person you were yesterday

Joined November 2013
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The One Direction tour bus must be a living hell when they all get their periods at The same time. :0
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All I want for Christmas is Miley Cyrus & Brittney Spears to exchange rat poison and eat it.
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Can't we all just get a bong?
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My beard is making it kind of tough to get an airtight seal when I do bong hits so I know a thing or two about roughing it.
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@STRIPPAKITTY doctors banned cake from me so i'm smoking mine now lol
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I Love you Chrissy ♡ @OnlyOneYou_
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Sorry 8 stars counts as a common law follow, you love me.
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I entered ten puns in a pun contest to see which would win.... No pun in ten did
If I had rap name it would be Lay-Z
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Jay@DirtMcTurd7 Nov 2013
The % battery you have in your phone after you're done with work is also the % of your work efficiency.
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Nothing says "we hate you" like reading into every one of your tweets to see if they apply to you.
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If four out of five people suffer from diarrhea Does that mean one person's enjoying it??
Reminder: For every day you go to bed happy and smiling.... You're still one day closer to death. Have a nice day fuck face
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People who turn into assholes when they drink are also assholes when they're sober
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Sluts are like weed You hit it then pass it to your buddies
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