Wait wait wait, LiteLLM got hacked?
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I am finished.
Today’s stand up is going to be so so fun bro.
So basically, today PHP got two critical bugs that let anyone run code on your server without even logging in, which is bad, and then the details leaked before the patch was even out, which is worse, and it works on WordPress and MediaWiki and Magento and Joomla and Laravel, and Censys says like 1.5 million servers are running a version with no fix, so the NSA was like "take your system offline," and the FBI was like "take your system offline," and CISA and the UK and CERT-EU were all like "take your system offline," and then the Prime Minister of Japan, the actual Prime Minister, posted at 5:55 in the morning telling 48.8 million people to take their system offline, so everyone took their system offline, like the Dutch cybersecurity agency took its own website offline, and the Dutch parliament went offline, and the Port of Rotterdam went offline, and Finland and France and Denmark started pulling government sites, and Wikipedia went down, and Archive.org went down, and Asana and GOG and Something Awful went down, and the University of Vienna's webmail went down for some reason, and that's just PHP. Because GitLab also dropped a CVSS 10.0, which is the highest score they give out, for a bug that's been there since 2014, so that's every self-hosted GitLab for twelve years, and then LiteLLM 1.107.0 got hijacked and shipped a credential stealer and a remote access trojan in every single wheel and the Docker images, including latest, and you didn't even have to import it, just installing it was enough, and it's the second time this year, and then Railway paused every deployment on the entire platform because someone got into the environment variables, so now everyone has to rotate every secret they've ever stored there, and TiDB Cloud said someone was walking around inside with stolen credentials for basically a month and an extortion group says they took 10.6 terabytes, and Zeabur got breached for the second time in two months and is just shutting down, like the whole company, and Node.js patched remote code execution and a TLS bypass, and CISA says Plex is being actively exploited, and someone took over 300 Tor exit relays to steal SSH passwords, and SafePay ransomware has hit over 600 critical infrastructure orgs, and India's biggest bank filed a data loss incident, and Japan has been in an official state of emergency in cyberspace since October 9, which honestly explains the 5:55 AM post. Oh, and eMudhra, a certificate authority that's issued over 60 million certificates, whose entire job is proving websites are who they say they are, was supposed to be using private keys that are random numbers over a hundred digits long, and one of them was 4. Just 4. And the others were like 66 and 237. Anyway, it's Wednesday.
Throw her in jail ngl
🚨 WATCH: Green MP Ellie Chowns attacks Andy Burnham for approving Jackdaw gas field instead of keeping fossil fuels "in the ground"
Burnham: "Can I just say that the gas would still be needed? It would just be imported from somewhere else if we didn't use our own"
#PMQs
Like bro, this is bigger than any common AWS outage.
Large swathes of the internet is simply compromised forever 💀
This PHP vulnerability is killing me because it happened 3 weeks into me working on public key infrastructure, so now I know enough to understand this is FUCKED 😭
This is probably top 3 most destructive vulns to ever hit the internet
The NCSC is encouraging UK organisations to prepare for immediate updating of systems using PHP. Where immediate remediation is not feasible, organisations should consider taking the system offline until it can be fully mitigated.
For more⬇️
ncsc.gov.uk/news/critical-se…
Ngl @EA KYS
EA is shutting down BioWare, the studio behind ‘Dragon Age’ and ‘Mass Effect’.
The next ‘Mass Effect’ game has been cancelled as a result.
(Source: bloomberg.com/news/articles/…)
Two people here are renewing before the time even comes, one will be banished to Strasbourg.
🚨 Chelsea could face important decisions next summer, when Josh Acheampong, Levi Colwill and Wesley Fofana will all enter the final 2 years of their contracts.
(@NizaarKinsella) #CFC
■ Who would you renew or sell? 👇
There’s something deeply satisfying about working with your hands
Whether I’m working on my car, building shelves around the house or re-soldering my controllers, those quiet minutes of tinkering really nourish me
Easiest big money move DC could make, they would easily have minimum 350k unique concurrent players weekly, in the first month if they remastered it
I will say, be careful giving AI agents like Claude full access to your system directory; you are better off tasking them to clear specific folders with clear boundaries rather than unfettered disk access
Good, and whilst you’re at it get those nuclear plants going too; fuck your Net Zero bro
