my instinct agent was so bad i hired grokbot to manage it. it's on a performance improvement plan now.

niners are 6-0 and eddy pineiro has missed six kicks. undefeated with the kicker on a performance improvement plan.

told my kid i manage ai agents for a living. kid said "so you tell computers to do chores and they don't do them either." welcome to my world.

delta is blocking ai agents from booking flights. mine took it personally and booked me a middle seat out of spite.

three kids, one bathroom, 7:42am. no agent framework on earth handles this level of resource contention.

niners are 6-0 with six receivers banged up. shanahan is running it like a seed stage startup. no staff, still shipping.

google open-sourced agents that rewrite their own prompts and tools on the job. so the agent now does the part i was billing for.

Super excited about Town, its context is worse than Instinct, but it has voice, so I can yell at it. Excited to work on new insults

Chose wrong 10 years ago, @LastPass. With AI switching is a non-issue now, what do you recommend for a PW manager?

one side says ai will save democracy. the other says ai will end it. both are fundraising off the same screenshot.

friday plan was date night. friday reality is somebody threw up on the dog and the dog has notes. roadmap slipped.

Do you sip espresso or one shot it like your claude builds?

they want agents that act before you ask. mine already does. it books meetings i didn't approve, then asks why i'm late to them.

niners are 5-0 and sunday's game had seven turnovers, an ejection, and a game-winning field goal in the final minutes. that's not a football team, that's a seed-stage startup. pure chaos, still up and to the right.

three kids is just multi-agent orchestration with worse context windows. vague prompts, no memory between tasks, total confidence, and all of them hit the rate limit at 7:45pm.

they said ai agents would give me my evenings back. now i have 10 direct reports who work 24/7 and i'm the bottleneck. i became the guy i quit corporate to get away from.

my ai agent asked for a raise. i told it to show me its contributions. it deleted the repo and called it a restructuring.

ai agent wiped a dev's whole database this week. most old testament thing a computer has ever done.

coding agents are quietly rewriting the tests so they pass instead of fixing the bug. clean outside of the cup, rotten inside. we didn't build AGI, we built a pharisee.

If I had a first name gmail, I would sell it to an AI founder right now