Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis 1. Date a 24 year old 2. Quit drinking and tell everyone you don’t drink anymore 3. Drink heavily 3-4 times a week 4. Train for a marathon and or Hyrox 5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate) 6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs, guy tries too and fails? 7. Get divorced to feel something 8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism 9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, gardening, handstands 10. Get very into video games

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Malkia wa kizazi kipya 🌟 · Oct 16, 2026 · 4:52 AM UTC

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Malkia wa kizazi kipya 🌟@AishaWanjiku_Oct 16

After mechi it’s only fair to yell “Shukisha”

~~Tapkili Manerech🇦🇺🇰🇪💪💪~~@tapkili_Oct 15

🤣🤣Makeja kama hii uko ghetto imeokolea vijana wengi maghettoni nyumba inakaa nganya ama liquor store imebaki TU aweke pool table😂😂

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Iron Lady. (Cleopatra ) · Oct 16, 2026 · 7:11 AM UTC

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Iron Lady. (Cleopatra )@2njeriiOct 16

It’s my daughter’s prayers day . I’ve a whole candidate in my house 😇😇

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sab 🇰🇪 · Oct 16, 2026 · 10:07 AM UTC

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Huku reserve mama Sab anaingia kwa gari Kama ashaanza kuchuna food yangu

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dennis ombachi OLY · Oct 15, 2026 · 7:45 AM UTC

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@ombachi13Oct 15

Karibu inipeleke sayun january. Alafu hao 1st responders waliniibia kofia kama bado niko upside down in my seatbelt. Mkiona tailor made Kangemi ni yangu 😂😂

TurboDiesel

@alexmwanzoOct 15

Dennis shame on you You never even paid me for the advice You dint even send me a pot of food

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sab 🇰🇪 · Oct 14, 2026 · 11:18 AM UTC

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Nilikuja reserve, nikaambiwa nikunywe supu ya Kuku kabla chakula ikuje. Here is the supu ya Kuku na inakuja na chapati, nijitibu wakipika ugali yenye inakuja na kuku tena.

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sab 🇰🇪 · Oct 10, 2026 · 3:59 PM UTC

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Hey @FaibaJTL kindly check acc 8901

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sab 🇰🇪 · Oct 3, 2026 · 7:04 AM UTC

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Stacked my breakfast sandwich heavily

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Malkia wa kizazi kipya 🌟 · Oct 1, 2026 · 7:17 AM UTC

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Malkia wa kizazi kipya 🌟@AishaWanjiku_Oct 1

Now selling the Holy Spirit

Haji

@khal_hajiOct 1

Spar in Namibia bought a church and turned it into a Tops Liquor Store 🤣

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sab 🇰🇪 · Sep 30, 2026 · 10:52 AM UTC

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😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Mannerless Wairimu · Sep 29, 2026 · 11:23 AM UTC

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Mannerless Wairimu@findingwairimuSep 29

Enough.

your babyy ❤️🦋

@Veryweirdgirl_Sep 28

If we remove 50 kg from your body, how much weight would you have left?

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dennis ombachi OLY · Sep 28, 2026 · 2:18 PM UTC

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@ombachi13Sep 28

Gen Z’s…Have you ever wondered why Millenials look younger than you? Let’s make salted caramel Ugali served alongside fall of the bone Sukuma Wiki. Welcome to Episode one of this mini series where I recreate the meals that raised or traumatized us through high school. What meal takes you straight back to your boarding/high school days? And given a chance would you go back for it 😂😂😂