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Words by MasterBaker Art by Albert I. N. Stine

Words by MasterBaker Art by Albert I. N. Stine

Toon in this weekend for Senator Graham’s election postmortem on the midterms. Sounds like he’s going to have a lot of company soon and we’ll be sure to ask him, “Who’s yer daddy now b!tch?”

Another rat bastard of the mischief.

A step up from Field Niggin’ …

Gettin’ busy … with the GunFu. MasterBaker’s was getting thinking he was being ignored with the posting of all the other characters.

At work! MasterBaker©2026.AllRightsReserved!

Leap of faith … MasterBaker’s on a mission in the City that never sleeps.

BetaMan doing his best dispensationalism for the boss.

Meet Hale & Voss, two characters in BigFood! @grok thinks there’s two truths but we all know the is only the way, the truth, and the life.

1st draft complete. Don’t wonder why a 1970 Buick GSX is on the poster of BigFood! Just go figure out what a hellacious engine the 455 Stage 2 is and devote yourself to obtaining one of your own so you can hunt down rice-burners for lunch.

1956 Dodge. When the Aipocalypse begins MasterBaker will be safe 'cuz when the machines start sending out the EMP's this old Dodge will be safe. The underground bunker is marked by the mail address and is sufficient for the desired protection. Zoom in to find the address to drop MasterBaker a line ... ask him about the blowout sale on tin foil hats!

BUICK GSX Stage 2 Take 2. Actually about take 20 but hey - who’s counting? Better music but @grok had to fuck up the tail lights. Oh well, whatever, Nevermind.

BUICK GSX Stage 2 A @grok attempt at a 360 degree view. Trrble music and for sum unknown reason he decided to see if the ‘rock crusher’ had reverse.

BUICK GSX Stage 2 IKFTBFE* Engine type Buick 455 Cu V8 Displacement 7.5 l (456 ci / 7468 cc) Power 426 ps (420 bhp / 313 kw) @ 4600 rpm Torque 691 Nm (510 lb-ft) @ 2800 rpm Power / liter 57 ps (56 hp) Power / weight 242 ps (239 bhp) / t Torque / weight 393 Nm (290 lb-ft) / t Transmission Muncie M21/M22 close ratio 4 Speed Layout front engine, rear wheel drive This is a grok generated character sheet for this specific car for future video generation. Still debating the color combination. The torque output is insane at that RPM. *I'd Kill For This Big Fuckin' Engine

For your next classic automobile come see Don Quibbles & “Pork Chop” Bits at Quibbles & Bits Auto Sales. Step into a true 70’s experience where you’ll find everything just like it was back in the day, including the fine Corinthian leather - except for the prices. Come see the duo who put the ‘us’ in trust!

Dodge D100 restomod. 426 Hemi with Tremec 6 speed and an 8 3/4” Sure Grip. Optional Sixpack carbs w/points distributor for anti-EMP setup or electronic throttle bodies with onboard computer for custom tuning.

After being told by ChatGPT that, under no circumstances, would it generate a swastika, here in all its glory is … a fuckin’ swastika with a HolyRoman on top.

Green test.