Sports broadcaster for @bbc, @itv, @manutd. Occasional stand up, lecturer and 11 time Guinness world record breaker.

Joined July 2009
The cycle continues and it eats everyone.
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I’ve no idea what the future holds for Bruno Fernandes, but since his first day he’s been the best thing at United. I’ve always found criticism of him maddening, he’s saved us again and again and again and like him, I hope he doesn’t have to keep doing that.
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That’s because we have one.
These lot can't escape the past😂😂😂
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I don’t want to sound like an absurd tactico, but now would seem a good time for a goal.
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Probably left it too late now.
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That was fun.
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'I can't say more.' Man who has said more than anyone else in history.
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If the Olympics adds Mental Gymnastics this will be getting a backdated gold.
I watched the F1 film with Brad Pitt the other day, and there’s a moment where his character asks to add something to the car that isn’t really in the rules. The FIA punishes it, but the team can still race with the earlier car. It made me think. In F1, the best teams live at the edge of the regulations. Sometimes the FIA allows what they’ve found, and sometimes it says that goes too far. Occasionally the rules are rewritten afterwards. Now, City. I’m not defending them. A commission found they entered into sham agreements and broke the spending limits. A sham is an arrangement that isn’t what it claims to be, so that’s a different thing from using a gap nobody had spotted. City deny it and will appeal. But I find it useful to ask/reflect on how people inside the club see it. From their point of view, PERHAPS they believe they were doing what elite competitors do: looking at the rules, finding the limits, challenging interpretations and moving faster than the regulatory system. From the outside, you might look at that and say, “That’s cheating.” From inside the organisation, they might say, “We found something nobody had thought of.” If you believe you’ve found a way to bring money in, more or less within the rules (and the commission said it was not in the rules and it was cheating), you might tell yourself you’re just being a sharp competitor. We are all asking “did City cheat?”. But I find this question interesting too: “how did City come to believe they weren’t?” And understanding a mindset, or trying to, isn’t excusing it.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Manchester City were found guilty of 114 out of 115 charges by an independent commission. The comparison made is not in the same ball park to the level of rule breaking Man City have committed. premierleague.com/en/news/472777…
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A world where Juan Mata is two time Premier League winner is a world I want to live in.
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It doesn’t matter what the punishment is now. The truth is out. They cheated. It’s recorded history now.
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Give Ole his Premier League medal.
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Who would have thought it?
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There are not enough poems about Bruno Fernandes.
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I think we can all agree that was a good interpretation of really sensible laws. Nothing usual about that.
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Sam Homewood retweeted
PC Matthew Blades, one of the two policemen who died last week in Middlesbrough along with his colleague Tom Clough, was a Manchester United fan. He'd travel to games with his two sons. His wife Sarah and two sons will be at Old Trafford tmrw, the boys will be mascots.
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Hull are obviously an excellent team, and will trouble everyone they meet…
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Who can honestly say they haven’t missed this?
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