@SamIPOMB

massage therapist // wedding dj // friend of dogs

Joined March 2014
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Twitter sucks
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Anyone wanna come to a halo lan party this Friday evening in Zimmerman
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Added 3 more witches to our family. Wigs and hats not pictured
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I’m really tweeting
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I had 33 event DJ gigs over the last year. 27 weddings, 4 school dances, a holiday party, and a bar mitzvah inside Top Golf
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Ripped
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The fact that I can get 4 items & a drink for under $12 at cookout in todays expensive ass fast food economy still blows my mind
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This hurts my brain. Movie movie movie If you can guess what movie this guy is talking about, I will buy you a sandwich.
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Coming home is terrible whether the dogs lick your face or not; whether you have a wife or just a wife shaped loneliness waiting for you.
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You ever seen I’m Thinking Of Ending Things? It’s really good and it’s becoming a comfort rewatch somehow
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I cut off my balls in middle school for a dare
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Anyone wanna hang out today? I feel like I need social interaction after my dentist appointment. I need friendship to numb my fillings
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The name Gay has lost popularity. I’m bringing it back with my firstborn. Gay Middlename Fassler
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Gilberto’s date. Nervous
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Fart on main
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This is AOTY. Go stream any song and you’ll see what I mean
Lobby Boxer@LobbyBoxer21 Oct 2024
Replying to @LobbyBoxer
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Sam Fashion retweeted
Lobby Boxer@LobbyBoxer21 Oct 2024
Head Shoulders Knuckles Floor by Lobby Boxer is out now 💝
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Happy Lobby Boxer day. A full length album! We are not worthy
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I need my friends
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New Linkin Park goes hard
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