Trying to build some things, trying to write some others…
Manchester
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Sam Jones retweeted
"I once had irrefutable evidence that I hadn't laundered £1bn to break football fair play rules, but didn’t present this to the investigation."
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I built a game for @FourFourTwo – all you have to do is select an XI that has scored 442 goals in Premier League history.
Lot of work went into this: should you keep you occupied for the long international break (or at the very least, your lunch break)
fourfourtwo.com/quiz/442goal…
We do a Fantasy Football auction and I’ve accidentally assembled the most Brexit strike force the worlds ever seen
Sam Jones retweeted
This is sensational 😂😂
Lumo announce partnership with PNE focused solely on the 5 away games in London but they don’t run a service back to Preston after 16:19 haha
Think you probably need to rethink that one, @LumoTravel 🤯🫣
Sam Jones retweeted
Thanks to @SamJonesMCR for having @Gahags71 as a guest on "Oh no... Another Podcast"! Highly recommend everyone has a listen, wherever you might listen to your usual podcasts!
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This little boy is now 6 and has just had his season ticket banned because as his mum i log in to his account. I can't even tell him because it will break his heart! If they checked my insta all season they would see he rarely missed a game! @TelegraphDucker @AndyMitten @ManUtd
If i die tomorrow i will bring this with me ,my life is complete haha 2 year and loves it @Kate_Ryan86 @MarcusRashford @B_Fernandes8 @Casemiro @ManUtd @DalotDiogo @LukeShaw23 @D_DeGea @HarryMaguire93 @TomHeatonGK @ChrisEriksen8
Sam Jones retweeted
An entertaining podcast with Em and @SamJonesMCR for ‘Oh No Another Podcast’
From the bullies to the handicans to kennel-free living… to creating Rescue World and doing things differently 🐕🐕
Thanks Sam for giving Em a platform to tell her story and share our future plans
Listen here creators.spotify.com/pod/pro… or wherever you get your podcasts
Six years sober today, thanks to everyone who’s helped me out along the way, I really appreciate it…
If you’re sober curious or have any questions, my DMs are always open 🙌
(The cheese tax was paid in full for this photo… 🧀 🐶)
Another new episode of the podcast has gone live, this time with the ‘Low Budget Tony Stark’ Tom Cheesewright. In it we talk about his completely made up job of being an ‘applied futurist’, building cars with his daughters, and NASA giving him a call to work for them….
Listen wherever you get your podcasts @bookofthefuture
Sam Jones retweeted
The breathtaking celebrations are on in Mexico City after El Tri's historic win 🤯
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So far at the 2026 FIFA Epstein Cup before a ball kicked:
- Senegal & Uzbekistan squads treated like criminals upon arrival given full cavity searches;
- Africa’s best referee sent back to Somalia despite having a diplomatic passport;
- Iraq team photographer sent back despite valid visa;
- AIPS (international sport journalist association) calling on FIFA to sort out unacceptable visa issues of African & Iranian journalists;
- 90% of Moroccan fans with tickets denied entry
- 14 members of Iran backroom staff denied visas
Not a word from Gianni ”today I feel black/gay/disabled etc” Infantino.
