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St. Louis
Joined June 2009
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absolutely chillin
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Life is too short to care about what anyone thinks they know about you.
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Sometimes I will want to die but other times I am Drinking a coke and smiling
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there needs to be an essential oil scent of the steam that comes out the rice cooker when the rice is about to be done i would like that very much
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no offense to camels but i thought they’d be better at it than this
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men with longer hair if you hear a voice that tells you to cut it that's the devil talking. you have to ignore it at all costs im not joking
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the "devils lettuce" is actually coleslaw, not weed.
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I can only save the Queen for so long.
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We've been way too nice to christians this past decade
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It makes me super uncomfortable when people ask me when sam and I are having kids or if I’m pregnant because we are moving. Here’s the scoop ✨it’s none of your business✨ thank you that’s all.
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The biggest change America has seen regarding guns in the last two decades. – at Los Angeles, CA
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Idk why seeing our house for sale is making me so emotional. I love my little home and all the memories I have in it🥺
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Eeeeeep we get to tour a new house today🤞🏽🤗
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Elon Musk to rename SpaceX to SpaceXXX
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Just to make it clear where we are: our government mandated 100% healthy people get covid shots provided by for profit companies or lose their jobs & is now telling us that one of the shots they told us to take isn’t safe & has life threatening side effects.
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Reclining your seat on a flight is like getting an abortion; some people are very against it but if the option is there, I’m doing it
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A guy my age was telling me how happy he was that his wife just gave birth to their fourth child then was like “sorry, don’t mean to brag” and it’s like, oh no worries, your life literally sounds terrible to me
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So excited to see Jim Jefferies again