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Writer. Fool. Doomed Optimist.

Leeds, England
Joined November 2011
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It’s almost Friday, so there’s really no point in Outlook coming back now. And it’s November, so it’s almost Christmas. No point really coming back until January if you think about it. Let’s circle back then.
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“For sale baby shoes never worn” 6 word slop by Hemingway. I can write a sadder story with just 2 words: Mom exploded
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Some poor Spanish kid is going to pick the falcons and be in hell for the rest of his life 😂😂😂
NFL killing it with Madrid game merch. The soccer jersey is a nice touch.
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Travis Knight says that LAIKA will never use generative AI in their films. “AI is theft. It’s the ingestion of years and years and years of human creativity and ingenuity, regurgitated back. It has no humanity. It has no spirit.” (Source: theplaylist.net/wildwood-tra…)
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Michael Penix vs undefeated 49ers 25/34 213 Pass Yards 3 Pass TD 118.9 Pass Rating CERTIFIED BALLER
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genuinely one of my favorite tv clips ever.
- we have you on camera signing it - you don’t have me on camera signing it ** replay shows him signing it
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Sam Edwards retweeted
The Falcons' offense, since Michael Penix Jr. returned, has been the best in the NFL, and it's not particularly close. Unsurprising.
What a difference a QB makes ... - Falcons with Cooper Rush: 8.0 PPG (fewest in NFL), 262 YPG, 7 turnovers - Falcons with Michael Penix Jr.: 40.0 PPG (most in NFL), 459 YPG, 1 turnover
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You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.
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This means something to me right here
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Here is official trailer, You Can See Everything
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Sam Edwards retweeted
Cooper Rush is the worst QB I’ve ever seen in my entire life
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If somebody could kill either me, or Cooper Rush, that would be appreciated. Mostly Cooper Rush.
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april: “i miss football” may: “i miss football” june: “i miss football” july: “i miss football” august: “i miss football” september: “SHOTGUN ON 4th and 1?! i hate this f***ing team.”
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Sam Edwards retweeted
sick of women telling me how they have it harder then men, umm sorry sweetie but we haven't had a good halo game in 19 years
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I thoroughly enjoyed Widow’s Bay but please god can we end the contractually-obligated flashback episode in TV series
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so mad having grown up in the “we really can stop climate change!” era to now being firmly in the “hmm i guess we gotta figure out how to live alongside climate disaster 🥴” era. good stuff !!
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Sam Edwards retweeted
One thing I love about Widow's Bay is that while it's definitely a comedy, it doesn't seem ashamed at all about also being a horror show, it doesn't undercut that. People just realistically react to the horror, which ends up being very funny
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It’s good to drink a lot of alcohol so that when you need a straightforward way to improve your life you can stop drinking
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