Sam Cav

House party nearby I'm bringing weird guys

Especially if I have to pay

Legally I'm gonna have to say I am NOT interested in making a pipe bomb

Pull up in the what the hell

When I die put me in the Kirkland signature urn

Asking my Honduran coworker if he's ever had a perro caliente from Costco and he says we just call them hot dogs

-900 dollars

I just bought tickets to Nick Mullen @ Milwaukee Im... ticketweb.com/event/nick-mul… via @TicketWeb

When I was unemployed I didn't even eat breakfast. Just black coffee then straight to gaming then Costco pizza for lunch then Costco rum for a night cap

I think the small village of Hensbroek in the Netherlands has the answer to this question

My gf and I both like edm but she likes stuff like odesza and I like an untraceable song from a Melbourne shuffle compilation YouTube video from 2008

I live in a zoo

No matter what corner of the world you're in if you're on a construction site there's a guy with a new jersey accent yelling stuff like don't scratch the walls

20 actually

Alhamdulillah it's friday

Tony hawk has to be number 1

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