59 Years Young! Time to make something out of my life! Satire or parody? There鈥檚 more than one way to slice an apple! 馃槈
Joined September 2023
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LMAO as hard as I, Samantha Markle, try nobody cares to bother with me on my new account LOL
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LMAO I, Samantha Markle, am not fixated on #MeghanMarkle at all!! It鈥檚 quite normal for an unemployed person to be posting before 5am on a Sunday LOL
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LMAO getting my account knicked so I could cry victim does sound like something I, Samantha Markle, would do LOL
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LOL didn鈥檛 I, Samantha Markle, say beaches aren鈥檛 wheelchair friendly? What am I doing pretending to live in Key West LMAO
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Oopsies @KHIKSLAW don鈥檛 look at this post by me, Samantha Markle, LMAO!!
Can you please ask Meg to send me some #AmericanRiveriaOrchard, I need money and want to auction the gift basket on E-Bay LOL
YOO HOO PETEY @PeterTicktin and the entire @LegalBrains firm, want to join Sam鈥檚 Club LOL
Evading my ban isn鈥檛 going to hurt our appeal against #MeghanMarkle, right LOL?
I lied about not wanting another account, but what I really want is for Meg to send me #AmericanRiveriaOrchard
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YOO HOO PETEY @PeterTicktin and the entire @LegalBrains firm, want to join Sam鈥檚 Club LOL
Evading my ban isn鈥檛 going to hurt our appeal against #MeghanMarkle, right LOL?
I lied about not wanting another account, but what I really want is for Meg to send me #AmericanRiveriaOrchard
LMAO this is just getting embarrassing, how many times can I, Samantha Markle, be suspended LOL
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LMAO Dan, thanks for pretending @elonmusk boots people off over one post LOL!!!
We both know that isn鈥檛 true at all 馃槈
Anywho, did you see this article about me, Samantha Markle LMAO
Petey said to blame #MeghanMarkIe and maybe sue her again LOL!
Daddy send some money please LOL
BREAKING: X has suspended Meghan's sister Samantha Markle from the platform, claiming she violated "violent speech rules".
This is clearly a Sussex Squad attack to silence the Markle siblings, following a campaign to remove Thomas Markle Junior from YouTube by the MSM yesterday.
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LMAO I, Samantha Markle, actually saying I don鈥檛 want to be on here LOL!
I would sell my own child for an X account because this is where I feel like I am someone LOL
It鈥檚 #MeghanMarkIe who got me in trouble, Petey and I will be filing another lawsuit forthwith LOL
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LMAO I, Samantha Markle, trying to claim I was booted off here over one post like anyone would believe that LOL!
Why doesn鈥檛 my notice match the notices others are sharing about Hateful Conduct, Abusive Behavior and Violent Threats LOL!
I鈥檓 blaming #MeghanMarkIe, right Petey LMAO
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Oopsies Petey, I, Samantha Markle, just let it slip that I am still very much part of those secret hate groups that target and fixate on The Duchess of Sussex. My bad LMAO
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Yoo Hoo everyone don鈥檛 forget I accept payment through the cash app link in my bio on my real account @_SammyMarkle LMAO
Help a troll out, throw me a bone so I can buy more minutes on my devices and troll Duchess Meghan LOL
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LMAO I, Samantha Markle, just crashed my case against #MeghanMarkle with a single retweet. How can I say Meghan is responsible for Netflix Documentary when agreeing that being a Producer means nothing LOL
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LMAO I, Samantha Markle, was knocked up after playing Twister so what am I really trying to say LOL
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