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Lvl 28 old man who copes by being a dog on the internet. 🔞18+MDNI. Combat Vet. Pan AF 🏳️‍🌈banner 🎨 @riverfops Room temp🌡️ iq & big penis VR & IRL content👀

DMV Squad 🙏
Joined June 2024
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[CNC] Be careful at night! There are werewolves in the city! You might find yourself in the claws of the wrong man @SharkyBaits
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Happy Halloween y’all 🎃 Knife play anyone? 👀 🔪
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Just letting everyone know that when the Cyberpunk roleplay servers come out fully y’all might lose me for a bit because ya choom here is gonna be lost in the sauce over it
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Had a great weekend with @StyxMutt and @Luciid_syn They were both so well behaved~ Mostly 👀 Who’s coming to hang out next? 😈
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If you’re in my discord though you’d have already seen this pic btw 👀 Yall should like totes join 👉👈
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Take your bottoms to Micro Center it’s like taking your dogs to the dog park 🙏 Let them look at keyboards and 3D printers till they tire themselves out W/ @StyxMutt and @Luciid_syn
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Remember to feed your bottoms chat Featuring @Luciid_syn and @StyxMutt 🙏
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Took a cialis before work and leaked precum in my chinos
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“What’s your biggest impact on the internet?” I’m the guy who made the Kirk version of the meme almost immediately after it happened 😅
"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" This.
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Sharing is caring ❤️
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Guys, I have a confession and I’m sorry you have to find out this way I unironically like the “dirty bird“ song To the point where if someone is going to do a music video rather IRL or in VR please let me know I will gladly help 😅
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I wanna smooch all my oomfies Girls included uwu
This is love🏳️‍🌈❤️
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PA ren fair kinda badass fr fr
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On that grind 🙏 gotta be able to give the best hugs 💪
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CHAT I’M FAMOUS WE HIT THE BIG LEAGUES
Missed our latest announcement for #Anthrocon 2027? Make sure you save the following: 💎 Ultrasponsor lottery entry Oct 11-14 🎟️ All other Reg levels start Oct 20 🎨 Dealers applications start Oct 20, ends mid November ℹ️ More updates: anthrocon.org/news/anthrocon… 📸 LionelLeupold
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One of my favorite things as a short dom is picking up a tall sub who’s clearly never been man handled before uwu The look in their eyes is just 👁️👄👁️
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Shut up dork
Why is this shit celebrated in the fandom? I remember when guns where hated on and now they are everywhere with people fucking around with them (fake or not!) Like seriously grow up!
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Where’s the party at?
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Me talking about Warhammer, Halo, Star Wars, tactical bullshit, new armor technology, military history, dumb movies, and being a dog on the internet.
Good afternoon chat
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