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Anytime I feel like my life is hard, I remember people my age have 3 kids 😭
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I need to do carbone beach this year.
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Jesus my typos πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈ
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Active duty was such a wild ride, I do it again in a heartbeat so happy where has led me. πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•
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Waiting till someone got off the phone to use the Internet πŸ˜‚
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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Calling after 9pm for free minutes
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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Women with sonsβ€” I heard they’re good for getting the groceries out the car and mowing the lawn.. is that true?
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No one can ever make me hate Dave Chappelle, like literally no one
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Millennials really made burned CDs for people as an act of love. Handwritten track list, sharpie decorations, songs illegally downloaded from somewhere questionable. That was INTIMACY.
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wynwood lost its whimsy <\3
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Ghetto whore rap had its run... That time is over
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I see both sides of the Amendment 3 debate. Homeowners deserve some breathing room, but cities still have to function. The real test is how local governments manage the financial impact. That’s the conversation worth having.
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hialeah cubans will vote for a bag of doritos if it had trumps face on it. culttttttt
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Now that Halloween is over, I must say a lot of y’all looked a hot mess
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If the restaurant is owned by a rapper I will never go. Lmao
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VOTE NO on dogs in the grocery stores.
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So in-house D not supposed to be big??
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The biggest flex is having your real teeth look like veneers 🀌🏽🀌🏽🀌🏽
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Once I get home, I need everyone to understand that Iβ€˜ve talked enough today οΏΌ
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