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Made you look. Husband, Debate Coach, Career MDiv Student. 100% chance I’d rather be fishing 🎣

Joined April 2022
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Because Twitter won’t let me pin a repost
Final: #Mets 2 - Washington 14
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You can’t fathom how poor Europeans are
I work in fraud and if someone said they needed to withdraw 2.5k in cash for a holiday I'd definitely be asking further questions.
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Sometimes, when I see Islamists and Communists getting along so well on here, I fantasize about what they'd do to each other the second one of 'em seized power
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Can't wait for Moneyball 2 in 10 years about the 2026 Brewers where they don't mention Jackson Chourio, William Contreras, or Jacob Misiorowski
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🤖 Made with AI
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I am beginning to think some cricket accounts are liking this post because they think this is an example of somebody being good at baseball
How every clip of a cricketer playing baseball has looked
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Starting to see how they can fire 60,000 employees and have 0 drop in productivity
No wonder microsoft is cutting workforce
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It's true both Mao and Stalin polled very well. In fact, very few people gave an unfavorable opinion of them in public more than once.
Replying to @Biyombonesaw
Now, both Mao and Stalin were incredibly powerful leaders. But that power was a result of their popularity both within the party and with the people. Their proclamations and published articles carried incredible influence and affected how the committees voted
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Ozzie Albies if they let him use a 2x4
The cricket vs baseball thing is so funny. Harry Brook hits a homer off the worlds best pitcher before the worlds best hitter survives 6 balls from Jofra Archer, Jasprit Bumrah or Mitchell Starc. Simple as that.
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If the Braves resign Mahle for 2/$40m and give this deal to Morejon and either Clay Holmes or Trevor Rogers, would you be happy with the pitching staff? Payroll would have to go up to cover whatever you pay the 4th outfielder and presumably Dubon at SS.
Contract predictions for the Top 20 free agents from Jim Bowden: 1) Tarik Skubal: $350-$500 million 2) Freddy Peralta: 5 years, $140 million 3) Teruaki Sato: 5 years, $180 million 4) Michael King: 4 years, $118 million 5) Randy Arozarena: 5 years, $124 million 6) Seiya Suzuki: 5 years, $120 million 7) Jake Bauers: 4 years, $56 million 8) Jazz Chisholm: 6 years, $128 million 9) Brandon Lowe: 3 years, $45 million 10) Clay Holmes: 2 years, $44 million 11) Adrian Morejon: 3 years, $42 million 12) David Bednar: 3 tears, $55 million 13) Nick Martinez: 2 years, $48 million 14) Foster Griffin: 3 years, $67 million 15) Trevor Rogers: 3 years, $64 million 16) Casey Mize: 3 years, $54 million 17) Luis Arraez: 3 years, $60 million 18) Kaima Taira: 3 years, $30 million 19) Ian Happ: 2 years, $45 million 20) Robbie Ray: 2 years, $45 million
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The Dodgers would literally pay a cricket player a billion dollars to come dominate baseball. The fact that this debate is purely hypothetical tells you all you need to know
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Average cricketer trying to field an Oneil Cruz barrel
Replying to @CorbrielCarreno
Cool now go catch the hard leather ball of cricket bare-handed.
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I submitted my buyout resignation to Microsoft today. They rejected it. Not because I’m so valuable. But because I don’t work at Microsoft.
BREAKING: Microsoft, $MSFT, is offering buyouts to 60,000 workers as part of the company’s efforts to cut costs amid AI adoption, per Bloomberg. Personnel on select teams in the US, Canada, India, and the UK at a vice president level and below will be eligible. This reflects ~27% of Microsoft's total workforce.
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Sam Thomas retweeted
So much of the climate hysteria is just aimless guilt roaming the earth in search of futile acts of atonement.
Paper straws worse for the environment than plastic ones, says study trib.al/TEphuYk
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Replying to @Intifada4Life
Mitch, I'm honestly surprised. I would figure Holocaust denial was illegal in Canada.
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Unpopular Christian opinion: If you disagree with Paul there’s absolutely no reason to agree with Matthew or John, even when your translation puts the words in red ink
Unpopular Christian opinion: It's okay to disagree with Paul.
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I still don’t understand how you can have a replay review on something that is 110% a judgement call with no clear rule to inform the review
This is how Yandy Diaz’s swing that ended WS Game 2 would’ve looked under the Automatic Check Swing challenge system they’ve been testing in the Minor Leagues. It wouldn’t have been ruled a swing 👀
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This is the level of understanding the average leftist has of business: Corporations choose to overpay employees in order to hide their profits.
Replying to @ShadowyZephyr
I’m saying that grocery stores that choose to pay their CEOs millions of dollars are choosing lower margins on purpose, as an example. Expand to any other choice businesses make
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Fun Braves trade ideas: ATL acquire: SS Gunnar Henderson O’s acquire: OF Jurickson Profar & LHP Julio Robaina ATL acquire: DH Yordan Alvarez HOU acquire: RHP Reynaldo Lopez, $25 Applebees gift card
Fun Dodgers trade ideas: LAD acquire: INF Jordan Westburg O’s acquire: OF Teoscar Hernandez & P Paul Gervase LAD acquire: INF Jeremy Peña & OF Jake Meyers Astros acquire P Tyler Glasnow, $20 million cash.
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Sam Thomas retweeted
I told Claude to make a video about what it's like to be European One day later...
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I don’t know what’s going to happen on Election Day, but I am confident that no lessons will be learned by anyone, anywhere, ever.
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BREAKING: James Talarico odds to win Texas Senate approach new all-time high 65% chance he wins.
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