@Samuelvanryzin

Specialist in Old dad jokes.

 De Pere, WI
Joined October 2012
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When I transition to Republican, my pronouns will be mine/mine/mine.
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Kaylan_TX
@Kaylan_TX_6 Jan 2024
Replying to @RonFilipkowski
Better picture of them…🙃
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If you're having a bad day, here's Charlie Brown meeting Snoopy for the first time, 1950
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Spot on. Imagine abandoning the future of the auto industry in the USA to satisfy big oil.
Joe Biden
@JoeBiden9 Nov 2023
My predecessor was willing to cede the future of electric vehicles to China. He said if America invests in electric vehicles, it would drive down wages, destroy jobs, and spell the end of the American automobile industry. Like almost everything else he said, he's wrong.
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Republicans think the ship must go down with the Captain.
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Science girl
@sciencegirl4 Nov 2023
one of the rarest sightings in the world Chirodectes maculatus, an exceptionally rare box jellyfish which had previously only been sighted once 📹 Scuba Ventures xitter.cf/kellog_12/status/17057…
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It’s truly astounding. To say we’re having a standalone bill to protect Israel, but we’re going to tie it up with cutting funding for the IRS so it can’t afford to go after rich tax cheats.
Lis Power@LisPower131 Oct 2023
Joe Scarborough: "I've never, truly, heard of a dumber plan to start a speakership than to put Jews' lives in danger so you could protect billionaire tax cheats."
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The kids dressed up as Sanford and Son is still the greatest costume I have ever seen.
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Elon Musk and Michael Jackson have both seemingly been negatively affected by fame. Who is someone that doesn’t seem to have been? I’ll start.
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If you think about it hard enough, I’m sure you’d come up with at least one thing you are afraid of right now.
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Without looking, I think this is something I cannot afford and would be terrified of doing.
Fact
@Fact28 Oct 2023
In Nepal, there are trained birds that will fly with you as you go parahawking.
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Science girl
@sciencegirl26 Oct 2023
two-headed snakes can be a result of a mutation in the reproduction process. This condition is known as bicephaly
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Might heart sunk when I heard they elected Johnson for Speaker. I thought they meant Ron Johnson.
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Abortion laws in this state means that people I work with are driving to Illinois for their ultrasounds. They know if there is a problem, it will be compounded here.
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Nice.
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Replying to @Fact
You can’t spell “Republican” without “abulia”.
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How badly does this guy crave victimhood?
Media Right News@MediaRightNews117 Oct 2023
Replying to @Samuelvanryzin @WhiteHouse
Reported for coded incitement of violence
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