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He/Him Please comment on my BlueSky posts so I can leave this cesspool. I have a Youtube channel, but I don't have much on it.

Joined August 2021
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Just a little reminder that I have a BlueSky and Reddit. bsky.app/profile/samuraidogg… reddit.com/user/SamuraiDoggo… I really want to quit Twitter, but due to the lack of comments I get on BlueSky, it's been hard. #BlueSky #Reddit
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This won't last. Just remind them that Claudette not only exists and was in the game since launch but is consistently one of the most picked survivors of all time. Once they know that fact, I guarantee that they and their fanbases will throw a massive tantrum. #DeadbyDaylight
Asmongold floats the idea of Dead by Daylight lobby that includes him, BurntPeanut, Dr Disrespect, and Sneako or Nick Fuentes
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Got my snacks, got my movie picked out, I'm ready for Halloween! #Halloween
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Honestly, I'm torn. Yes, the gacha shit does suck, but the rewards are only cosmetics, and they make sure that it doesn't give you repeats. I've seen fangames with far worse monetization. Remember Total Roblox Drama, that had entire characters locked behind a paywall?
Now reddit might call me a "Spike Chunsoft bootlicker" but I think that maybe a GMod fangame shouldn't be allowed to do this.
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My ME: Profile. Thought this would be fun. M or F Shep? Female Favorite Romance? Garrus. Paragon or Renegade? Paragon Favorite Companion: Garrus 2nd Favorite Companion: Wrex/Tali Virmire Survivor?: Ashley. #SaveMassEffect c.org/y6ZCt8gPwc
My ME: Profile. Thought this would be fun. M or F Shep? Female Favorite Romace? Liara Paragon or Renegade? Paragon Favorite Companion: Liara 2nd Favorite Companion: Tali Most Underrated Comp: Samara Virmire Survivor?: Ashley
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SamuraiDoggo retweeted
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3 words. Garrus. Citadel. DLC.
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I want more sexy Garrus and funny alien rom-coms! Even if Mass Effect 4 (or is it 5?) is just more of what the Citadel DLC gave us, but taking place after 3's destroy ending, that'd be perfectly fine.
Mass Effect fans are calling for a boycott of all EA products and services in protest of the company closing down BioWare and canceling the next Mass Effect game. bit.ly/4siIubW
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youtu.be/PJswOXRrc3U?si=iwiL… "and if this works, we're bringing the show back for real... and taking over grown-up television!" Fuck, imagine FETCH with backstabbing, drama, and devious strategies. That'd be both horrifying and hilarious. Please watch this so that can happen!
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It's even funnier since the points are basically arbitrary, so there's a chance someone could go in with a foolproof Big Brother strategy but still lose out on the top spot because someone said Ruff's name to someone at some point. 😂
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This is probably the biggest missed opportunity from Cosmic Fury not adapting Kyuranger. I always liked it when Power Rangers had rangers that weren't either human or humanoid, like Doggie and Xenowing, so it kinda sucked that CF took the Zords and nothing else. #PowerRangers
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Especially Garu. The series has the Sirians, a race of canine aliens that would've been a perfect excuse to adapt this character. I'd even be willing to look past the dumb lips on the helmets that never looked good! #PowerRangers
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Isn't this character a minor? Gross.
Malfoid is quietly becoming a symbol of the West's cultural counter-revolution. In a world increasingly starved of romance, devotion and anything worth building a future around, a fictional girl seems to have awakened something long dormant.
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If I somehow decided to run for president, a policy I would run on is in order for any bill, executive order, or really anything to be passed, a simple, one-word question would need to be PUBLICLY answered. "Why?" Just asking "Why?" would prevent so much unnecessary damage.
🚨 BREAKING: The Trump administration has finalized a rule allowing hunters to lure black and brown bears with donuts, bacon grease, and other food before shooting them at close range in Alaska’s national preserves. The move reverses a Biden-era ban despite warnings from wildlife advocates about risks to bears and public safety. meidasnews.com/news/trump-ad…
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The amount of reverie I'm seeing over a teenage girl is getting weird and creepy, bordering on disturbing.
Even many on the Right seem to be too stupid to understand that Malfoid is our first real fortress. Something that the Left (and traitors from our own side) are trying to break, and can't seem to. Learn from ancient Rome when they had their ass repeatedly kicked by Hannibal: As long as you survive and refuse to stop fighting, you always have a chance. As long as we have Malfoid, that is a victory in itself. I'm sure some of my own followers are tired of me talking about Malfoid, and I don't give a shit. You know where the door is. Malfoid is a fortress where the Right can be what it is, gather our strength, potentially later stage an offensive that's even more effective, and also just plain enjoy ourselves in the meantime. Remember that Rome won the Second Punic War, despite its utter catastrophic defeats at Hannibal's hands. We only lose when we have decided it's over. It's not over.
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But having them twerking as 6-year-olds is apparently fine. 🙄
A teenage flashback scene in ‘The Powerpuff Girls’ was originally set to feature the girls singing and dancing as pop idols, but was ultimately cut because it included them twerking.
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Replying to @ItsPhigs
This dumb Malfoid "trend" made me think of my own OC I came up with a few years back. She's more of a blunt, socially awkward kuudere who's anti-social demeanor mostly comes from indirect guilt about the Wizarding War. Being a pureblood in Slytherin doesn't really help that.
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(Before anyone tries anything funny, just know that she's a minor, gay, and probably wouldn't be into you anyway.)
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Y'know, this Malfoid "trend" made me think of my own OC I came up with a few years back. She's more of a blunt, socially awkward kuudere who's anti-social demeanor mostly comes from indirect guilt about the Wizarding War. Being a pureblood in Slytherin doesn't really help that.
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(Before anyone tries anything funny, just know that she's gay, a minor, and probably wouldn't be into you anyway.)
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I nominate Jasmin Savoy Brown to play Riley!
Amanda the Adventurer is heading to the big screen! @blumhouse, along with @MatPatGT, is developing a movie based on the DreadXP breakout video game series!
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