TheYourMomGuy

Winter would be such a better season if it was fucking hot as a shit

what if you could do what you wanted but couldn't sing what you said?

@NateMediaGood ?

Family Guy >>> teapaw.org/natemediagood/status/9…

Marvel: ‘Infinity War is the most ambitious cross over event in history’. Me:

Fuckk it. No one else wants to talk about it. Well I will. Fucking Reese’s sticks are one of the best chocolate bars of all time. Are you kidding me. A KitKat and Reese’s cup in the same bar. Unreal. There it is. I said it.

When you take a pic with your hero and also eat some fuckinh good ass chicken. @StavComedy @Royal_Farms

Would appreciate it if ppl stopped using curse words on here. Thanks .

Hell yeah.

@BudLightEsports come on !!! Get these guys an @Sybian !! @StefanAndJesse

@BudLightEsports buy @StefanAndJesse an @Sybian

using 142 characters every time to mess with people

V nervous to try the new chicken tenders from @Wendys after my bad experience with @McDonalds new chicken tenders.

For those that keep asking, I HAVE changed my stance on Reese's . Reese's Pumpkins are as good as Reese's Eggs..

The new buttermilk crispy chicken tenders from mcdonalds: my review.

I've been using capital i's to write "lol" for like a month now and no one has noticed. I'm so much fucking smarter than everyone

280 characters!?!? Lol are we taking about Twitter or @fishingwithnate talking about literally anything?!?! haha.

Just watch "The New World", colonizing is some crazy shit.

Been in " Brooklyn" for like an hour and already ppl are calling me " The King of this Town"

Smoking a cig while watching a slug crawl>