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Joined June 2025
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Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Matthew Rhule, my coach, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Vine Street with all the other rich people
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And I want him brought right here! With a BIIIIIIIG ribbon on his head.
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I am absolutely done with this team. Done. There is zero mental toughness. Absolutely no killer instinct. No reason to believe they have any synapses firing between those headsets. No more.
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What an embarrassment. Absolute embarrassment.
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Alright. Fire Matthew. I’m over it.
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Lololololololololololololol
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Give Nebraska two weeks and we will show you two weeks worth of thumb up our butts #Huskers
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You have got to be absolutely fisting me #Huskers
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Well when the only conditioning you get is air… #Huskers
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Smooth off. Just smooth. Off.
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Barely hanging on with no offense in the 4th and now a new QB. This feels like I’m going to add “mother” and “er” to that word I don’t want to say #Huskers
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I’m going to shave that stupid Skullet off.
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This team is going to make me say fuck, aren’t they? #Huskers
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I like how when we have a guy running the ball well, we just yolo bomb thrice and then punt. Thats a strategy I would’ve never thought of #Huskers
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This time I think the offense should try going forward and scoring points. But that’s just me. I could be wrong #Huskers
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These refs need an NIL deal with LensCrafters. Christ on a dadgum CRUTCH #Huskers
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Do you think they accidentally mixed melatonin into the offense’s Gatorade jug like I do with Carl’s Shasta’s? #Huskers
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I don’t like to get political, but Lynne Walz never recovered a fumble against Oklahoma and that’s really all you need to know about this race.
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Ryan Walters really made a stupid statement, did he not? #Huskers
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