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neurodivergent, non-binary gemini • philly kid • mostly sass, sometimes marketing (she/they)

Denver, CO
Joined December 2020
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when the rest of the team is pitching two week old social media trends on the zoom
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Rebuild the ranch of your dreams, forge bonds with your horses, and befriend new Villagers as you saddle up for a new Disney adventure! Tune-in for the full reveal on October 15!
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four great films starting with the first letter of my name
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also revenge of the sith is the easy favorite of the Star Wars films for me and I will not be taking questions tysm
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me housing passed apps at every work cocktail party:
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me on the zoom this morning after I’ve been stuck in the house and bedridden for a week post-surgery
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✨ just colorado things ✨
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Don't listen to podcasts at 1.5x speed. Go for a walk without any podcast, audiobook, or phone call at all. Take the weekend off. Read for fun, not for optimization. Do the workout that works for you. Have real conversations. Eat that slice of cake.
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my fav part of work is healing my coworkers’ inner childs by convincing them they don’t have to be cool and we can just play smash bros together and talk about anime without acting shy about it
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currently during our monthly game day:
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when your dog is sleeping really cutely but you don’t want to disturb them:
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really feeling this today 😅 how y’all doing?
my only flex is that i was born during a mercury retrograde so they do not affect me
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nobody gets me like greta
y'all?? what is YOUR movie?? the one that was made specifically for you, like the directors and writers were thinking about you when they made it, no else gets it like you do...
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phoebe really encapsulated the late 20s experience when she said "i'm 27 and i don't know who i am, but i know what i want"
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was budgeting for my upcoming surgery & looking at the cost of it when I did it before in 2019 & MAN that $500 I had to pay back then felt debilitating. I remember giving my card details over the phone knowing I was going to have $4 left in my bank account after it cleared...
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it's horrible that, even with tech company insurance, a procedure people need to not be considered legally/medically blind can put someone in a situation where they don't have money to eat. I'm fortunate that it isn't as big of a deal now but jfc we need universal healthcare
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a silly goofy tweet has now turned into a full-blown eye surgery 🙃🙃
my lazy eye is acting up today so if you see it on the zoom no u didn’t 😘
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i had strabismus surgery in 2019 for the inner eye muscles and now have to get it again for the outer 😅 but! should mean less headaches & better sight so i can deal with looking like a vampire for a week or so.
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for those curious: this is what my eyes looked like one day post-op last time 😂 (cw: blood)
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my lazy eye is acting up today so if you see it on the zoom no u didn’t 😘
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to all the people who won’t stop being in my LinkedIn DMs - us not having a sales team is on purpose & even if we did want one, I promise you won’t be helping us sell with that very poorly personalized and researched outreach 😘
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