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Michigan
Joined January 2010
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BREAKING: Martin Scorsese posts and then quickly deletes half a star Letterboxd review of ‘AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR’ with the caption “lol”
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You sure about that???
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just saw the barbie movie and it’s fantastic! i won’t give away the entire ending, but she does kill osama bin laden
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Grimace seeing Colleen Ballinger's child grooming song overshadow his birthday party
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Super Mario Wonder (2023)
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how are we expected to remember anything important in our lives when there are 3 separate spider-man franchises happening concurrently, all wildly successful
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#TheLastOfUs #TLOU Joel Miller the only anti-vaxxer i support with all my heart 💖🫶🏻
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Can't believe it's been 12 days since the biggest #PAXUnplugged ever.🤩 While we're counting things... we thought you'd like to unwrap some of the stats from the show! Thanks for playing and see you next time~
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looking at all this merch about to hit goodwill
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follow me on ig @ klit.klittredge for fun templates and quizzes !
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The CDC says that if you wish to have the curse reversed you now only need the cow as white as milk and the cape as red as blood.
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i simply do not have the time today
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ISABELLE, WAIT, NO, YOU CAN'T EAT CHOCOLATE, YOU'RE A DOG! ISABELLE! ISABELLE!!!
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I Photoshop Paddington into another movie until I forget: Day 212
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i dont think my boyfriend, the 12-foot Halloween Skeleton from Home Depot, would be too pleased to hear about this
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Couldn’t get this out of my head
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deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he sells me onions, i sell him jars of spiced peaches)
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Nobody told me home ownership is just driving back and forth between your house and Home Depot until you die
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