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My final take on this makeup convo is: if you’re fine, you’re fine. If you’re vgly, you’re vgly and no amount of makeup will change that. The first frame is said to be the cheap and poorly made, while the second and third are the expensive and well made But guess who looks better??😂😂😂
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Body mists btw. I recommend every girl owning atleast one. It’s a game changer fr
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There’s someone out there waiting to love you like their life depends on it.
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Ngl if you’re having unprotected sex with someone for years and you don’t get a pregnancy scare even once, something is wrong with one or both of you.
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Ignoring all the useful stuff the lecturer is saying cos he said it won't come out in the exams>>>😂
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Steady $100 weekly will heal me
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I find it cute when I tell someone a tiny detail about me and they make reference to it in the future. Like, so you were listening and you rememberrr!🥹
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Also did this makeup sometime ago for 20k. Unedited and beautiful. Exorbitant prices doesn’t always equal skill. ❤️
A Unilag student did this for my birthday last year, I paid 10k. This picture is unedited, and I loved how the makeup matched my skin tone perfectly. Charging crazy prices doesn't prove your skill.
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Nothing defines perfection quite like stretch marks on a woman’s ass. Those fine, delicate lines tracing the curves of her skin, like nature picked up a brush and decided to leave her signature on a masterpiece. There is something almost unfairly beautiful about them. Nature really peaked right there. It is the kind of beauty that can make a man forget what he was saying, lose his train of thought, and test the faith of a monk who has spent his entire life mastering self-control. 😂
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Believe me, there is nothing quite like talking to someone consistently over the phone, especially having night calls with them for a week or two. You will find yourself giggling for no reason, looking forward to their calls, and smiling whenever you see their name pop up on your screen. When you go hours without talking to them, something feels missing. Before you know it, you have fallen deeply in love with them without even realising when it happened. There is something about phone calls that texting can never fully replicate, no matter how lively or interesting the conversations are. Hearing someone's voice, the laughter, the pauses, the teasing, the random conversations that stretch into the night, and the feeling of having someone there with you, even from a distance, create a different kind of connection. Sometimes, you don't even realise how attached you have become until you miss a call, wait for a message that doesn't come, or find yourself wanting to tell them every little thing that happens during your day. Texting can get you interested in someone, but consistent phone calls can make you emotionally attached before you even realise it. ❤️
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE FASTEST WAY TO GET SOMEONE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU?
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Why do men always want women's panties??? Do they take them home and cook soup with em...?
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Mind your business
If you check that Don jazzy comments section, you go see person wey you know. Just scroll past and leave them alone.
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Not dating someone because they speak badly to waiters and other service workers is valid btw
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God, let this hard work finally pay off.
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The best thing that can happen to you as an adult in Nigeria.
Working from home might actually be one of the biggest luxuries of adult life.
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following your mum to an occasion means you’re about to meet at least 5 women who “carried you when you were small”
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Men are now focusing on themselves and getting to know themselves more before getting into a relationship now.
Why are men becoming less interested in relationships and marriage? What changed?
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Do you think it’s possible to genuinely love someone and still not be ready for a relationship with them
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5 people can ask a person one question and get different answers. It all depends on who’s asking.
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5 people can ask a person one question and get different answers. It all depends on who’s asking.
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