Sarah Zureick-Brown

Checking In Four Years Later sarahzureickbrown.com/2017/0…

S: "I remember the quadratic formula" *bad approximation. D: "You remember the spirit of the quadratic formula" #firstlady #mathoverflow

Me: "Do you know how to tie a tie?" David: "Yeah, I Google how to tie a tie, and then I tie it." #firstlady #mathoverflow

Drinking my lunch! #kalesmoothie

My new esthetician gives the best eyebrow massages!

I'm a clip art girl in an emoji world.

Occurred to me today that I'm probably no longer a young adult. Anyone know the official cutoff?

Ever tempted to steal someone's grocery cart to shake up your diet?

To me, Old Bay Seasoning is like Steely Dan and rocket science. Not what I expected! But excellent nonetheless.

Finding sparking water at gas stations off 75 is my version of winning the lottery.

mistakenly shaving only one leg + no time = PANTS

Did I procrastinate today? Yes. Did it result in a clean bathroom? YES! Goodbye, scum, I'll be seeing ya. Hello, deadlines, nice to meet ya.

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Storm broke the oppressive heat, and I was able to walk outside again and feel like something other than a set of pores.

Happy Birthday, Mr. President! #firstlady #mathoverflow

David's memories of the French class we took together in grad school are much more vivid than mine. Surveys! Group projects! Space issues!

Peanut butter fried egg sandwich. A breakfast treat I make myself for myself. When David sleeps in.

Banana taco split. I want to try it.

When your head is slightly cloudy because you didn't eat lunch. You're me in a hot parked car.

When things kinda smell like cat urine and you don't know why. You're allergic to cats. You're me in a car.